Season 3 quotes

Anne

Buffy: "How did you find me here?"
Angel: "If I was blind I would see you."
Buffy: "Stay with me?"
Angel: "Forever. That's the whole point. I'll never leave. Not even if you kill me."

Willow: "We still have some glitches in the system... like vampires getting away. But I think we're improving!"
Giles: "For god's sake be careful. I mean, I appreciate your efforts to keep the vampire population down until Buffy returns, but if anything should happen to you... should be killed, I'd take it somewhat amiss."
Willow: "You'd be cranky?"
Giles: "Entirely."
Willow: "Well, we try not to get killed. That's part of our whole mission statement: 'Don't get killed.'"

Cordelia: "He didn't meet anybody over the summer, did he? No! Who's he gonna meet in Sunnydale? But monsters and stuff... but then again, he's always been attracted to monsters... How's my hair?"

Oz: "Well, it's sort of a funny story. You remember when I didn't graduate?"
Willow: "Well, I know you had a lot of incompletes, but that's what summer school was for."
Oz: "Yeah. Well, you remember when I didn't go?"

Willow: "But you never said anything! How am I supposed to react to this rather alarming news?"
Oz: "Well, actually, I was pretty much banking on you finding it cute."
Willow: "Well, traditionally, you know, repeating a grade isn't exactly a turn-on. And you're practically a genius! You're Mr. Test-Scores." It's all a little weird."
Oz: "So the cute thing is out?"

Lily: "Chantarelle was part of my exotic phase."
Buffy: "It's nice. It's a mushroom."
Lily: "It is? That's really embarrassing."
Buffy: "Well, it's an exotic mushroom, if that's any comfort."

Xander: "Yeah, the slaying isn't getting any easier, either."
Oz: "I don't know, I think we're kinda getting a rhythm down."
Xander: "We're losing half the vamps."
Oz: "Yeah, but... rhythmically."
Willow: "We just need to work on our timing, I think."
Xander: "Well, I know what we need."
Oz: "A vampire Slayer?"
Xander: "Next best thing... bait."

Giles: "Joyce, you mustn't blame yourself for her leaving."
Joyce: "I don't. I blame you."

Buffy: "I don't want any trouble. I just want to be alone and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don't even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one."

Xander: "Go away - this is my hiding spot."
Cordelia: "Where do I hide?"
Xander: "You don't hide - you're bait. Go act bait-y."
Cordelia: "What's the plan?"
Xander: "The vampire attacks you."
Cordelia: "And then what?"
Xander: "The vampire kills you. We watch, we rejoice."

Monster: "Who are you?"
Victim: "No one."
Monster: "Who are you?"
Victim: "No one."
Monster: "Who are you?"
Buffy: "I'm Buffy. The vampire Slayer. And you are?"

Buffy: "Anyone who's not having fun here, follow me."

Lily: "I'm sorry I said this was your fault before."
Buffy: "Lily, this can wait."
Lily: "Well, in case we die."