Season 2 quotes

Bad eggs

Joyce: "It's an outfit. An outfit that you may never buy."
Buffy: "But...I looked good in it."
Joyce: "You looked like a streetwalker."
Buffy: "But a thin streetwalker."
Joyce: "..."
Buffy: "That's probably not gonna' be the winning argument, is it?"

Joyce: "You're just too young to wear that."
Buffy: "Yeah, and I'm gonna' be too young to wear it 'til I'm too old to wear it."
Joyce: "That's the idea."

Joyce: "Let me guess. You were distracted by a boy."
Buffy: "Technically."

Joyce: "Honestly, don't you ever think about anything besides boys and
clothes?"
Buffy: "Saving the world from vampires?"

Buffy: "Did Mr. Whitmore notice I was tardy?"
Xander: "I think the word you're searching for is 'absent'."
Willow: "Tardy people show."

Buffy: "As far as punishments go, this is fairly abstract."
Willow: "No, it's your baby!"
Buffy: "'Kay, I get it even less."

Xander: "You gotta' keep it safe and teach it Christian values."
Willow: "My egg is Jewish."
Xander: "Okay, teach it that Dreidel song."

Buffy: "I can't take care of things! I killed my Giga Pet. Literally. I sat on it and it broke."

Xander: "You know, the only thing that stresses me is when do we tell them
they're adopted?"

Buffy: "I'm a single mother?"
Xander: "No man of her own."
Buffy: "Do you know what this says about me? That I'm doomed to lead my
mother's life. How deeply scary is that?"

Giles: "They made their reputation by massacreing an entire Mexican village in 1886."
Buffy: "Friendly little demons."
Giles: "It was before they became vampires."

Xander: "'Nuff said. I propose Buffy slays 'em. All in favor?"
Willow: "Aye!"

Buffy: "I didn't sleep well."
Joyce: "What's the matter? Your egg keep you up all night?"
Buffy: "You're killing me. Parenting's a pain."
Joyce: "Wait 'til it starts dating."

Willow: "It didn't break! How come it didn't break?"
Xander: "Which is another secret to conscientious egg care: pot of scalding
water and about eight minutes."
Willow: "You boiled your young?"
Xander: "Yeah, I know it sounds cruel, but sometimes you gotta' be cruel to be kind. I mean, you can bet that little Xander here is thick-skinned now."

Giles: "Technically, that would be cheating, yes?"
Xander: "No. It's like a shortcut. You know, when you run a race?"
Buffy: "That would also be cheating."

Angel: "I'll hunt."
Buffy: "Really? You'd do that?"
Angel: "Not like I have an early day tomorrow."

Buffy: "I figured there were all sorts of things vampires can't do. You know,
like...work for the telephone company, or volunteer for the Red Cross, or...have little vampires."

Xander: "Can I just say, 'Gyughhh!!!'?"
Buffy: "I see your 'Gyughhh' and raise you a 'Nyaghhh!!!'"

Cordelia: "What is it?"
Xander: "We don't know what it is, Cordelia. That's why we're here. Capisce?"
Cordelia: "'Capisce'? What are you, world traveler now?"