Season 3 quotes

Bad Girls

Buffy: "Okay, count of three. One... (Faith attacks) Three."

Mayor: "Who knows, with any luck, they'll kill each other. Then everyone's a winner. Everyone, of course, meaning me."

Cordelia: "That's so cute. Planning life as a loser? Most people just turn out that way, but you're really taking charge."
Xander: "The comedy stylings of Miss Cordelia Chase, everyone. Who, incidentally, won't be needing a higher education when she markets her own very successful line of hooker wear."
Cordelia: "Well, Xander, I could dress more like you, but, oh, my father has a job."
Xander: "I'm not gonna waste the perfect come-back on you now. But don't think I don't have it. Oh, yes, its time will come!"

Willow: "Chemistry's easy. It's a lot like witchcraft, only less newt."

Wesley: "I have, in fact, faced two vampires myself. Under controlled circumstances, of course."
Giles: "No danger of finding those here."
Wesley: "Vampires?"
Giles: "Controlled circumstances."

Buffy: "Is he evil?"
Wesley: "Evil?"
Buffy: "The last one was evil."

Buffy: "Is he evil?"
Giles: "Not in the strictest sense of the..."

Wesley: "Why don't you tell me everything about last night's patrol."
Buffy: "Vampires."
Wesley: "Yes?"
Buffy: "Killed 'em."

Wesley: "I didn't get this job because of my looks."
Buffy: "I really, really believe that."

Wesley: "Buffy, you will go to the Gleave's family crypt tonight and fetch the amulet."
Buffy: "I will?"
Wesley: "Are you not used to being given orders?"
Buffy: "Whenever Giles sends me on a mission, he always says "please." And afterwards I get a cookie."

Faith: "New Watcher?"
Buffy & Giles: "New Watcher."
Faith: "Screw that."
Buffy: "Now, why didn't I just say that?"

Buffy: "Wait. Stop! Think."
Faith: "No. No. No."

Wesley: "These are all the diaries then, yours included?"
Giles: "That's everything. Knock yourself out. Please?"

Wesley: "Remember the three key words for any Slayer: Preparation... preparation... preparation."
Buffy: "That's one word three times."

Buffy: "I have a chem test. So sad that I'm actually happy about that."

Wesley: "You're not helping."
Giles: "No. I feel just sick about it."

Wesley: "There you are."
Buffy: "Ah. Speak of the really annoying person."

Faith: "When are you going to get this, B? Life for a Slayer is very simple -- want... take... have."
Buffy: "Want... take... have. I'm gettin' it."

Wesley: "I didn't say you had emotional problems, I said you had an emotional problem. It's quite different."

Wesley: "Stay calm, Mr. Giles. We have to stay calm."
Giles: "Well, thank god you're here. I was planning to panic."

Wesley: "What is that thing?"
Giles: "That would be your demon. You know, the dead one?"
Wesley: "There's no need to get snippy."

Wesley: "Are you out of your mind? This is hardly the time for games."
Giles: "Why not? They're going to torture us to death anyway."
Balthazar: "You're not wrong about that."