Season 2 quotes

Becoming (part 1)

Xander: "Oh yeah, finals! Why didn't you let me die?"

Xander: "Tell Angel I'm gonna' kill him. No, wait. I'm gonna' kill you! Die! Die! Die! Aahhh--bwoosh! Mother?"
Cordelia: "Is that it?"
Xander: "That's it. Scene."

Oz: "I was a little unclear about some of the themes."
Buffy: "The theme is Angel's too much of a coward to take me on face-to-face."
Xander: "And the other thing was 'buy American', but it, uh, got kind of buried."

Willow: "Do you think you're ready to fight Angel?"
Buffy: "I wish people would stop asking me that. Yes, I'm ready. I'm also willing and able."

Cordelia: "Gee, Xander, and what are you gonna' to teach when you fail in life? Advanced loser being?"
Xander: "I will teach...zee language of love."

Principal Snyder: "Are we having a chair shortage?"
Willow: "I didn't read anything about...oh, I get it."

Willow: "Do you really expect Angel to turn up tonight?"
Buffy: "No, I don't expect him to. But that's usually when he does."

Drusilla: "I met an old man. Didn't like him. He got stuck in my teeth."

Angel: "You can see all that in your head?"
Spike: "No, you ninny. She read it in the morning paper."

Buffy: "This doesn't make any sense."
Willow: "Oh, sure it does. See...oh no, this doesn't make any sense."
Buffy: "It's senseless!"
Willow: "It is, but at least you know that, so you're learning."
Buffy: "Yay me!"

Willow: "You can learn this real easily, but if you're just gonna' give up, then don't waste my time."

Xander: "So he killed her...before she could tell anyone about it. What a prince, huh?"

Buffy: "I don't want you putting yourself in any danger, Will."
Willow: "And I don't want danger. Big no to danger."

Xander: "Hi! For those of you who've just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person."

Xander: "So this spell might restore Angel's humanity? Well, here's an
interesting angle: who cares?"

Giles: "Let's not lose our perspective here, Xander."
Xander: "I'm Perspective Guy. Angel's a killer."

Cordelia: "Xander has a point."
Xander: "You know, just for once I wish you would support me and I realize
right now that you were and I'm embarrassed, so I'm gonna' get back to the point."

Buffy: "What happened to Angel wasn't his fault."
Xander: "Yeah, but what happened to Ms. Calendar is. You can paint this any way you want, but the way I see it is that you wanna' forget all about Ms. Calendar's murder so you can get your boyfriend back."

Buffy: "Yeah, Xander was pretty much being a...Willow! Where did you learn that word? My God, you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

Spike: "It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big."

Angel: "Acathla turned to stone, as demons sometimes do, and was buried
where neither man nor demon would want to look...unless, of course, they're
putting up low-rent housing."

Spike: "Let me guess. Someone pulls out the sword..."
Angel: "Someone worthy."
Spike: "...the demon wakes up, and wackiness ensues."

Angel: "My friends, we're about to make history...end."

Buffy: "And you're sure this was the tomb of Alfalfa?"

Willow: "Okay, somebody explain the whole 'He will suck the whole world into Hell' thing 'cause that's the part I'm not loving."

Buffy: "So that would be the literal kind of 'sucked into Hell'. Neat."

Willow: "I don't wanna' be our only hope. I crumble under pressure. Let's have another hope."

Willow: "I need about a day, and...an Orb of Thesulah, whatever that is."
Giles: "A spirit vault for rituals of the undead. I've got one. I've been using it as a paperweight."

Angel: "I don't understand you."
Whistler: "Nobody understands me. That's my curse."

Whistler: "Not all demons are dedicated to the destruction of all life."

Watcher: "Buffy Summers?"
Buffy: "Yeah? Hi! What?"

Watcher: "Your destiny awaits."
Buffy: "I don't have a destiny. I'm destiny free, really."

Watcher: "You are the Chosen One. You alone can stop them."
Buffy: "Who?"
Watcher: "The vampires."
Buffy: "Huh?"

Angel: "I wanna' learn from you."
Whistler: "All right."
Angel: "But I don't wanna' dress like you."

Kendra: "I call it Mr. Pointy."
Buffy: "You named your stake?"
Kendra: "Yes."
Buffy: "Remind me to get you a stuffed animal."

Angel: "I wasn't sure you'd come."
Buffy: "After your immolation-o-gram? Come on, I had to show. Shouldn't you be out destroying the world right now, pulling the sword out of Al Franken or whatever his name is?"

Angel: "You are the one thing in this dimension I will miss."
Buffy: "This is a beautiful moment we're having. Can we please fight?"

Angel: "Gosh, I was hoping we could get back together. What do you think, do we have a shot?"
Buffy: "..."
Angel: "All right, we'll fight."

Angel: "Maybe I'll just go home, destroy the world."
Buffy: "Yeah, I think Mr. Pointy will have something to say about that."

Angel: "You never learn, do you? This wasn't about you. This was never about you. And you fall for it every single time!"