Season 3 quotes

Consequences

Cordelia: "Don't let me interrupt. Wait, let me interrupt. I'm in a hurry."
Giles: "What do you need?"
Cordelia: "Psych class. Freud and Jung. Book me."
Giles: "Happily."
Cordelia: "Check out Giles, the next generation. What's your deal?"
Wesley: "Uh, I, uh, well... I'm, uh..."
Faith: "New Watcher."
Cordelia: "Oh."
Wesley: "Does everybody know about you?"
Buffy: "She's a friend."
Cordelia: "Let's not exaggerate."

Cordelia: "So... you're the new Watcher."
Wesley: "Wesley Wyndam-Pryce."
Cordelia: "I like a man with two last names. I'm Cordelia."
Wesley: "And you teach Psychology."
Cordelia: "I take psychology."
Giles: "She's a student."
Wesley: (withdrawing hand) "Oh, well. I... yes."

Wesley: "In fact, I am. Here to watch. Girls. Bufy and Faith, to be specific."
Cordelia: "Well, it's about time we got some fresh blood around here."
Wesley: "Ha ha. Well. Fresh. Yes."

Wesley: "My. She's... cheeky, isn't she?"
Faith: "First word, 'jail,' second word, 'bait.'"

Buffy: "Look, if we don't do the right thing, it's only gonna make things worse for you."
Faith: "Worse than jail for the rest of my young life?"

Mayor: "Do you think he was going to betray me? Oh, now, that's a horrible thought. And now he's dead, I'll never have the chance to scold him."

Mayor: "Do you think he talked? To them?"
Mr. Trick: "If he did, I'm thinking he said the wrong thing."

Mayor: "Well, this is exciting. A Slayer, up for murder one. That's sunshine and roses to me, it really is."

Buffy: "Just look at you, Faith. Less than 24 hours ago you killed a man. And now it's all zip-a-dee-doo-dah?"

Willow: "It's like all of a sudden I'm not cool enough for you because I can't kill things with my bare hands."

Willow: "Oh, Buffy. Don't cry. I'm sorry. I was too hard on you. Sometimes I unleash. I don't know my own strength. It's bad. I'm bad. I'm a bad, bad, bad person."

Giles: "She may have many talents, Buffy, but fortunately lying is not one of them."

Willow: "Maybe we should all talk to Faith together."
Buffy: "You mean, like that intervention thing you guys did on me? As I recall, Xander and I nearly came to blows."
Xander: "You nearly came to blows, Buffy. I nearly came to loss of limbs."

Faith: "Finally decided to tie me up, huh? I always knew you weren't really a one-Slayer guy."
Angel: "Sorry about the chains. It's not that I don't trust you, it's... Actually, it is that I don't trust you."

Faith: "I know what it looked like, but we were just playing."
Angel: "And he forgot the safety word. Is that it?"
Faith: "Safety words are for wusses."

Angel: "You want to go the long way around, hey, I can do that. I'm not getting any older."

Angel: "You can't imagine the price of true evil."
Faith: "Yeah? I hope evil takes MasterCard."

Buffy: "You let her get away?"
Wesley: "'Let' wouldn't be the way I'd phrase it, but, yes, she escaped."

Wesley: "What can I do? I want to help."
Buffy: "Still got your ticket back to the Mother Country?"