Season 3 quotes

Dead Man's Party

Joyce: "You must be starving."
Buffy: "I was until that four-course snack you served me after dinner."

Buffy: "Didn't anyone ever warn you about playing around with pointy sticks? It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye."

Buffy: "What if he's mad?"
Xander: "'Mad'? Just because you ran away and abandoned your post and
your friends and your mom and made him lay awake every night worrying
about you? Maybe we should wait out here."

Xander: "Check it out. The Watcher is back on the clock. And just when you
were thinking career change, maybe becoming a... a looker or a... a seer."
Giles: "Thank you, Xander."

Buffy: "I got in a few hours ago, but I wanted to go see my mom first."
Giles: "Yes, yes, of course. How, how did you find her?"
Buffy: "Well, I pretty much remembered the address."

Oz: "Hey, so you're not wanted for murder anymore."
Buffy: "Good. That was such a drag."

Xander: "Did you go to Belgium?"
Buffy: "Why would I go to Belgium?"
Xander: "I think the relevant question is why wouldn't you? Belgium!"

Cordelia: "So were you, like, living in a box or what?"
Buffy: "Well, it's a long story."
Xander: "So skip the heartwarming stuff about kindly old people and saving
the farm and get right to the dirt."

Willow: "We dusted nine out of ten."
Oz: "Six out of ten."
Willow: "Six out of ten."

Buffy: "Well, thank you for the offer, but I think I just wanna' get back to my normal routine. You know, school, slaying. Kid's stuff."

Buffy: "Private school? You mean, like jackets and kilts? You want me to get field hockey knees?"
Joyce: "It's not that bad."
Buffy: "What about home schooling? You know, it's not just for scary religious people anymore."

Joyce: "What if I invited Willow and Mr. Giles and everybody over for dinner
tomorrow night. Don't you think that would be nice?"
Buffy: "..."
Joyce: "Since I sort of already did, I was hoping for a 'yes'."

Joyce: "Do you wanna' say something?"
Buffy: "Like what? 'Thanks for stopping by and dying'?"

Buffy: "Am I dreaming?"
Angel: "I'm probably the wrong person to ask."

Buffy: "I'm afraid."
Angel: "You should be."

Joyce: "I mean, I would think they would be happy to have a... a superhero. Is that the right word? I mean, it's not offensive, is it?"

Xander: "Some kind of party, huh? I guess a lot of people are glad to have you back."
Buffy: "It seems like people I didn't even know missed me."

Giles: "I need to speak to Buffy! Now!"
Guest: "Bunny?"

Guest: "Sorry, he's not here. You got the wrong casa, Mr. Belvedere."

Willow: "You're leaving again? What, you just stopped by for your lint brush
and now you're ready to go?"

Willow: "Oh no, have a great time. Oh, oh, and don't forget to not write."

Buffy: "I'm trying."
Willow: "Wow, and it looks so much like giving up."

Joyce: "Buffy, what is this?"
Willow: "She was running away again."

Joyce: "You know what? I don't care. I don't care what your friends think of
me or you for that matter, because you put me through the ringer, Buffy. I mean it. And I've had Schnapps."

Buffy: "Punish you? I didn't do this to punish you."
Xander: Well, you did. You should've seen what you put her through."
Buffy: "Great. Thanks. Anybody else want to weigh in here? How about you
by the dip?"
Jonathan: "No thanks."

Cordelia: "Put yourself in Buffy's shoes for just a minute, okay? I'm Buffy,
freak of nature, right? Naturally, I pick a freak for a boyfriend, and then he turns
into Mr. Killing Spree, which is pretty much my fault --."
Buffy: "Cordy! Get out of my shoes."

Xander: "Let her finish! You at least owe her that."
Buffy: "God, Xander, do you think you could at least stick to annoying me on
your own behalf?"
Xander: Fine. You stop acting like an idiot, I'll stop annoying you."
Buffy: "Oh, you wanna' talk acting like an idiot, Nighthawk?"

Willow: "Talking about it isn't helping, we might as well try some violence."

Willow: "I was being sarcastic!"

Giles: "Cordelia, it's me! It's me!"
Cordelia: "How do we know it's really you and not zombie Giles?"
Giles: "Cordelia, do stop being tiresome."
Cordelia: "It's him."

Oz: "I think the dead man's party's moved upstairs."

Oz: "Well, what happens if they get the mask?"
Giles: "If one of them puts it on, they become the demon incarnate."
Cordelia: "Worse than a zombie."
Giles: "Yes, worse."

Giles: "I'd like to have a word with you."
Principal Snyder: "If that word is 'Buffy', then I have two words for you: 'good'
and 'riddance'."

Giles: "You had no grounds for expelling her."
Principal Snyder: "I have grounds, I have precedent, and a tingly kind of
feeling."

Principal Snyder: "Sorry, I'm not convinced."
Giles: "Would you like me to convince you?"

Willow: "I tried to communicate with the spirit world, and I so wasn't ready for that. It's like being pulled apart inside. Plus I blew the power for our whole block. Big scare."
Buffy: "I wish I could've been there with you."

Buffy: "You're really enjoying this whole moral superiority thing, aren't you?"
Willow: "It's like a drug!"

Buffy: "I'm the bad. I can take my lumps... for a while."
Willow: "All right. I'll stop giving you a hard time... runaway."
Buffy: "Will!"
Willow: "I'm sorry... quitter."
Buffy: "Whiner."
Willow: "Bailer."
Buffy: "Harpy."
Willow: "Delinquent."
Buffy: "Tramp."
Willow: "Bad seed."
Buffy: "Witch."
Willow: "Freak!"