Season 3 quotes

Earshot

Willow: "So scabby demon got away?"
Buffy: "Scabby demon #2 got away. Scabby demon #1, big check in the "slayed" column."
Willow: "I don't like this whole "no mouth" thing. It's disquieting."
Buffy: "Well, no mouth means no teeth... unless they have them somewhere else."

Buffy: "What do you know?"
Xander: "What DON'T we know. Tell her, Giles."

Giles: "...I've cross-referenced..."
Xander: "He's a cross-referencing fool."
Giles: "It's not the ritual flaying of the demon Azareth, nor the, um... I don't know what's going to happen."
Oz: "That was sort of an anti-climax."

Willow: "Too bad you're patrolling, 'cause we're all going -- Oz, Xander, everybody."
Buffy: "Great. Everybody who isn't currently Buffy."

Giles: "You touched one of the demons."
Buffy: "A good touch, not a bad touch."

Giles: "Is this the demon in question?"
Buffy: "In the disgusting flesh."
Giles: "Hmm."

Giles: "It says they can infect the host."
Buffy: "Infect? Infect?! Giles! Infect??"

Willow: "What are you doing, Buffy?"
Buffy: "Nothing. Checking for horns!"

Angel: "Sorry."
Buffy: "It's okay. I didn't see you, so I should have known you were there."

Angel: "I mean, sometimes demons, they just exaggerate their power."
Buffy: "Demon hype."

Angel: "Hey, I love you. Even if you're covered with slime."
Buffy: "I liked everything until that part."

Buffy: "Is this the thing? The aspect thing? 'Cause I gotta say, if it is, it is way better than a tail. I mean, I have a hard enough time as it is finding jeans that fit right."

Buffy: "When I walked by a few minutes ago, you thought, 'Look at her shoes. If a fashion magazine told her to, she'd wear cats strapped to her feet.'"

Willow: "Buffy did the reading? Buffy understood the reading?"

Angel: "I've been with dozens of girls like her. More."
Buffy: "Oh, this honesty stuff is fun."

Angel: "A lot of things that seem strong, and good, and powerful -- they can be painful."
Buffy: "Like, say, immortality?"
Angel: "Exactly. I'm dying to get rid of that."
Buffy: "Funny."
Angel: "I'm a funny guy."

Oz: "I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me, and she becomes me. I cease to exist."

Wesley: "I am bad. I'm a bad, bad, man."

Oz: "No one else exists, either. Buffy is all of us. We think, therefore she is."

Oz: "If you don't need me, I'm gonna follow the redhead."

Buffy: "Guess I won't be writing that book, 'Winning Friends Through Telepathy.'"

Jonathon: "You think I just want attention?"
Buffy: "No, I think you're up here in a clock tower with a high-powered rifle because you want to blend in."

Buffy: "Believe it or not, Jonathan, I understand about the pain."
Jonathon: "Oh, right. 'Cause the burden of being beautiful and athletic, that's a crippler."

Jonathon: "I just wanted it to stop."
Buffy: "Yeah, well, mass murder? Not really doctor recommended for that kind of pain. Besides, prison? You know, it's a lot like high-school, only instead of noogies..."
Jonathon: "What are you talking about?"
Buffy: "Actions having consequences, you know, stuff like that."

Lunch-Lady: Vermin. You're all vermin! You come in here, and you eat, and you eat filth!"
Buffy: "I don't see this being settled with logic."

Willow: "So you're feeling better about Angel?"
Buffy: "Well, we talked. And then he ripped out the heart of a demon and fed it to me, and then we talked some more."
Willow: "See, that's how it should work."

Buffy: "It's nice to be able to help someone, in a non-slaying capacity. Except he's starting to get that look. You know, like he's gonna ask me to Prom."
Giles: "Well, it'd probably be good for his self-esteem, if you..."
Buffy: "Oh, come on, what am I, Saint Buffy? He's like three feet tall!"