Season 3 quotes

Enemies

Buffy:  "Well..."
Angel:  "Well."
Buffy:  "That was... very... artistic."

Buffy:  "Well, from the title, I thought it was about food."
Angel:  "Well, there was food..."
Buffy:  "Right.  Th-the scene with the... food."

Angel:  "It's been a long time since I've been to the movies.  They've changed."
Buffy:  "A little scary.  And a little not, which is also scary."

Angel:  "Buffy, you don't have to worry about me."
Buffy:  "I just don't like to rub your nose in it.  Suddenly wondering where that expression comes from."

Buffy:  "Not really looking to trade with a demon."
Demon:  "And if this were still a barter economy, that would be a problem.  I want cash, princess.  Five large for the whole set."
Faith:  "So you can buy -- I'm guessing here -- some skin care products?"

Mayor:  "And what exactly did this demon look like?"
Faith:  "Demonic."

Mayor:  "I like good, positive 'up' thoughts.  If you failed me in that way, well, you know, replacing Mr. Trick was chore enough."

Angel:  "It's okay."
Faith:  "No, it's a couple county lines over from okay, believe me."

Angel:  "Start from the beginning."
Faith:  "Mind if I skip past the 'Mom never loved me' part and get right to it?"

Faith:  "I don't wanna' get all twelve-steppy, but remember when you told me that killing people would make me feel like some kind of god?  I think I just came down to Earth."

Faith:  "It's not human, if that's what you're thinking.  Not that that makes me feel any better or this guy any less dead."

Mayor:  "I just don't understand what that boy could be thinking."
Faith:  "Try Buffy Summers, like in a big fat one-track way."

Mayor:  "So you couldn't give him that one moment of true happiness."
Faith:  "I was thinking more along the lines of a long weekend, but okay."

Wesley:  "The Council isn't entirely aware that I'm letting you work for me."
Giles:  "..."
Wesley:  "Um... with me."

Wesley:  "I don't think they'd be very happy at the idea of the two of us collaborating."
Giles:  "Well, I wasn't about to burst into glorious song about it myself."

Wesley:  "Finding him's going to be extremely difficult."
Xander:  "Found your demon."
Buffy:  "Fashion tip, Wes, mouth looks better closed."

Buffy:  "You beat up Willy?"
Xander:  "Sure.  Well, actually, let's just say I applied some pressure, or more accurately, that I asked politely, and then--  Okay, I bribed him."
Buffy:  "How much?"
Xander:  "Twenty-eight bucks.  Does the Council reimburse for that kind of stuff?"
Giles:  "Did you get a receipt?"
Xander:  "Damn!"

Buffy:  "It's down by the bus station.  Not the nicest part of town."
Giles:  "Again, see?  No standards.  I mean, any self-respecting demon should be living in a pit of filth or a nice crypt."
Buffy:  "I'll remember to mention that."

Buffy:  "Faith would never do that."
Willow:  "Faith would totally do that.  Faith was built to do that.  She's the 'do that' girl."
Buffy:  "Comfort, remember?  Comfort here?"

Willow:  "I mean, please.  Does Angel come up to Faith's standards for a guy?  Let's see, is he breathing?"
Buffy:  "Actually, no."

Willow:  "Buffy, I, too, know the love of a taciturn man, and you have to look at their actions."
Buffy:  "I was."

Faith:  "You wanna' be smart, you listen to me."
Angel:  "Funny thing about vampires, Faith...  We don't establish meaningful dialogue with Slayers."
Faith:  "Not how Buffy tells it."

Cordelia:  "I'm in Wesley's group."
Giles:  "There is just the one group."
Cordelia:  "Yes, and I am in it."
Xander:  "And I think five's a crowd."
Cordelia:  "It really is."

Faith:  "So... can I keep him?"

Mayor:  "Now, then, Angelus... may I call you Angel?"
Angel:  "Well, actually, I'm thinking more along the lines of you calling me Master."

Mayor:  "You know, Angelus, attitude may get you attention, but courtesy wins respect."

Angel:  "Had a soul.  Now I'm free."
Mayor:  "That's terrific!  Poetic, too.  Not that I read much poetry.  Except for those little ones in the Reader's Digest.  You know, some are quite catchy."

Angel:  "Hey, I don't mean to rush things here, but are you trying to get to some kind of a point?"
Mayor:  "Heh.  Kids today.  Rush, rush, rush."

Mayor:  "I see you're admiring my letter opener."
Angel:  "Well, actually, I was thinking of stabbing you through the heart with it."

Angel:  "You know, I never properly thanked you for sending me to Hell."
Buffy:  "No..."
Angel:  "Yeah, and I'm just wondering, where do I start?  Card?  Fruit basket, huh?  Evisceration?"

Angel:  "Yeah, I know what you're thinking.  Maybe there's still some good deep down inside of me that remembers and loves you, if only you could reach me.  Then again, we have reality."

Xander:  "You know how some people hate to say 'I told you so'?  Not me.  I told you so.  Angel's back, in the really bad sense.  And, um, I told you so."

Wesley:  "Xander, this is terribly serious.  Are you sure?"
Xander:  "Gee, let me think... kinda' hard to tell.  Last thing I remember is his fist."

Wesley:  "We must contact Giles immediately."
Xander:  "Good thinkin'.  Let's waste time with a lively debate.  Leave Buffy alone, see how dead she gets."

Faith:  "But Mom was so busy, you know, enjoying the drinking and passing out parts of life that I never really got what I wanted.  Until now."
Buffy:  "Faith, listen to me."
Faith:  "Why?  So you can impart some special Buffy wisdom?"

Faith:  "I'm the world's best actor."
Angel:  "Second best."

Buffy:  "May I say something?  Psych."

Willow:  "Graduation Day.  There's a big, scary un-fun."

Xander:  "I feel so much better knowing that he broke my face in a 'good' way.  It's a 'good' bruise."

Mayor:  "Well, you win some, you lose some.  From where I'm sitting, it's batting average that counts."

Angel:  "I know how hard it was for you."
Buffy:  "I really doubt that."

Angel:  "You still my girl?"
Buffy:  "Always."