Season 3 quotes

Faith, Hope & Trick

Willow: "As seniors, we can go off campus for lunch. It's no longer cutting. It's legal. Heck, it's expected."

Willow: "What if they're lying in wait to arrest me and, and throw me in
detention and mar my unblemished record?"

Xander: "Buffy! Banned from campus, but not from our hearts. How are ya'
and what's for lunch?"

Willow: "Don't you think that went very well?"
Cordelia: "He didn't try to slit our throats or anything. That's progress."

Buffy: "All right, yes, date and shop and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I want to do girlie stuff."

Kakistos: "The Slayer. I'm going to rip her spine from her body, and then I'm going to eat her heart and suck the marrow from her bones."
Mr. Trick: "Now I'm hungry."

Angel: "Go to hell! Ha ha ha ha. I did."

Principal Snyder: "Two -- that you provide, in writing, one glowing letter of
recommendation from any member of our faculty who is not an English
librarian."

Joyce: "I spoke with the school board, and according to them..."
Principal Snyder: "I'm required to educate every juvenile who is not in jail
where she belongs."

Joyce: "I think what my daughter's trying to say is: 'Nyah nyah nyah nyah
nyah!'"

Willow: "Have you ever noticed, though, when he is mad but he's too English to say anything, he makes that weird cluck-cluck sound with his tongue?"
Buffy: "Hi, Giles!"

Buffy: "Big fight. Angel got the pointy end of the sword. Acathla sucked him
into Hell instead of the world. That's about the it."

Willow: "Hi, Scott! What are you doing here?"
Scott: "You told me if I came after eight, I could run into Buffy. Uh, I'm sorry. I'm a bad liar. It's not good for the soul, or the skin actually. It makes me blotch."

Willow: "Come on, Buffy. I mean, the guy is charm, and, and normal, which is what you wanted to get back to."
Oz: "Plus bonus points for use of the word 'mosey'."

Buffy: "Uh... oh, oh, do you guys remember The Three? That's right, you never met The Three."

Willow: "Oz is a werewolf."
Buffy: "It's a long story."
Oz: "I got bit."
Buffy: "Apparently not that long."
Faith: "Hey, as long as you don't go scratchin' at me or humpin' my leg, we're
five-by-five, ya' know?"
Oz: "Fair enough."

Giles: "It's a great honor to be invited... or so I'm told."
Faith: "Oh, it's boring. Way too stuffy for a guy like you."
Buffy: "Um, maybe I should introduce you again. Faith, this is Giles."
Faith: "I've seen him. If I'd have known they came that young and cute, I
would've requested a transfer."
Buffy: "Raise your hand if 'ew'."

Buffy: "Giles, look, I've got make-up tests to pass, missing people in Sunset Ridge, and a zesty new Slayer to feed. Next time I kill Angel, I'll video it."

Willow: "And over here, we have the cafeteria, where we were mauled by
snakes."
Xander: "And this is the spot where Angel tried to kill Willow."
Willow: "Oh, and over there in the lounge is where Spike and his gang nearly massacred us all on parent-teacher night. Oh, and up those stairs, I was sucked into a muddy grave."
Xander: "And they say young people don't learn anything in high school
nowadays, but, um, I've learned to be afraid."

Faith: "You guys are a hoot and a half. I mean, if I had friends like you in high school, I... probably still would've dropped out, but I might've been sad about it, you know?"

Joyce: "So you're a Slayer too. Isn't that interesting. Do you like it?"

Faith: "Well, when I'm fighting, it's like the whole world goes away, and I only know one thing: that I'm gonna' win, and they're gonna' lose. I like that feelin'."
Buffy: "Well, sure. Beats that dead feeling you get when they win and you
lose."

Joyce: "Buffy can be awfully negative sometimes. See, honey, you gotta' fight that."

Joyce: "I like this girl, Buffy."
Buffy: "She's very personable. She gets along with my friends, my Watcher, my mom. Look, now she's getting along with my fries."
Joyce: "Now, Buffy..."
Buffy: "Plus at school today, she was making eyes at my not-boyfriend. This is creepy."
Joyce: "Does anybody else think Faith is creepy?"
Buffy: "No, but I'm the one getting single-white-female'd here."

Joyce: "When did you die? You never told me you died."
Buffy: "No, uh, it was just for a few minutes."

Giles: "She doesn't have a whole other life here, as you do."
Buffy: "She doesn't need a life. She has mine."
Giles: "I think you're being a little--."
Buffy: "No, I'm being a lot. I know that."

Buffy: "No tats. Crappy dressers. And, uh, oh, the one that nearly bit me
mentioned something about kissing toast. He lived for kissing toast."
Giles: "Do you mean 'Kakistos'?"
Buffy: "Maybe it was taquitos. Maybe he lived for taquitos. What?"
Giles: "Kakistos."
Buffy: "Is that bad?"

Giles: "You think he and Faith are connected?"
Buffy: "Giles, there are two things that I don't believe in: coincidence and
leprechauns."
Giles: "Well, Buffy, it's entirely possible that they arrived here by chance
simultaneously."
Buffy: "Okay, but I was right about the leprechauns, right?"
Giles: "As far as I know."

Buffy: "I'm gonna' talk to Faith, see if khaki trousers rings--."
Giles: "Kakistos."
Buffy: "Kakistos rings a bell... or an alarm."

Buffy: "So I told him that I loved him... and I kissed him... and I killed him."