Season 4 quotes

Fear, Itself

Buffy: "I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others, and then someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out."

Xander: "I got better things to do than tag along to some fraternity."
Willow: "You can come."
Xander: "'Kay. But only because I lied about having better things to do."

Xander: "Sad Buffy."
Willow: "She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face."

Buffy: "You know, if it's too much, don't do it."
Willow: "Don't do it? What kind of encouragement is that?"
Buffy: "This is an encouragement talk? I thought it was 'share my pain'."

Buffy: "Oh... my god."
Giles: "It's a sombrero."
Buffy: "And it's on your head."
Giles: "It seemed festive."

Xander: "You said you were over me."
Anya: "And you just accepted that?"

Xander: "That's the funny thing about me. I tend to hear the actual words people say, and accept them at face value."
Anya: "That's stupid."
Xander: "I accept that."

Xander: "You'll need a costume."
Anya: "A costume?"
Xander: "Dress up. You know, something scary."
Anya: "Scary? scary how?"
Xander: "Anya, you, ex-demon, terrorized mankind for centuries. "
I'm sure you'll come up with something."

Riley: "I can't remember the last time I saw your hand up."
Buffy: "Does stretching count?"

Riley: "Too much fun, or not enough?"
Buffy: "Both, actually."

Joyce: "He just wanted to keep you safe."
Buffy: "No, he wanted the candy. I was just the beard."
Joyce: "Oh, that's not true. Actually, the candy was for me."

Willow: "We have to make sure she has fun. We have to force fun upon her. Yeah, and if Parker shows up, we'll just ax-murder him. That's halloweenie."

Xander: "What ya got in the basket, little girl?"
Buffy: "Weapons."
Xander: "Oh."

Buffy: "Perfect. Everybody's got a date but third-wheel Buffy."
Willow: "You're not a third wheel."
Xander: "Well, technically speaking, you're a fifth wheel."

Anya: "Are you listening? Xander's trapped."
Giles: "Where's Buffy and the others?"
Anya: "Oh, they're trapped, too. But we've gotta save Xander!"

Anya: "What?"
Xander: "That's your scary costume?"
Anya: "Bunnies frighten me."

Giles: "Oh, bloody hell, the inscription."
Buffy: "What's the matter?"
Giles: "I should have translated the Gaelic inscription under the illustration of Gachnar."
Buffy: "What's it say?"
Giles: "'Actual size.'"