Season 3 quotes

Gingerbread

Joyce: "Is it a vampire?"
Buffy: "Mom, what are you doing here?"
Joyce: "I brought you a snack. I thought it was about time for me to
come out and watch. You know, the slaying."
Buffy: "You know, the Slaying is kind of an alone thing."

Joyce: "Good, honey, kill him!"

Buffy: "But I promise, everything's going to be okay."
Joyce: "How?"
Buffy: "Because I'm going to find whatever did it."
Joyce: "I guess. It's just, you can't... you can't make it right."

Buffy: "Someone with a soul did this?"
Giles: "Yes, I'm afraid so."
Buffy: "Okay. then while you're looking for the meaning of that symbol
thingy, could you also find a loophole in that 'Slayers don't
kill people' rule?"

Xander: "Why was your mom there?"
Buffy: "More bad. She picked last night, of all nights, for a surprise
bonding visit."
Willow: "God, your mom would actually take the time to do that with you?
That really wasn't the point of the story, was it?"

Buffy: "You know what? A lot of times when we're working on stuff
like this, we like to keep the number of people that know about
it kind of... small."

Shelia Rosenberg: "Willow, you cut off your hair. That's a new look."
Willow: "Yeah, it's just a sudden whim I had--in August."

Joyce: "Well, it's uh, it's been a while."
Giles: "Right. Not since, uh, not since... not for a while."
Shelia Rosenberg: "There's a rumor going around, Mr. Giles."
Giles: "Rumor, about us? About what?"

Buffy: "Is Willow around?"
Xander: "How can I convince you people that it's over? You assume because
I'm here, she's here, that I somehow mysteriously know where she is."
Buffy: "Those her books?"
Xander: "Yeah, she's in the bathroom."

Xander: "I'm getting sick of the judgement. The innuendoes. Is a man not
innocent until proven guilty?"
Buffy: "You are guilty. You got illicit smoochies, gonna have to pay
the price."
Xander: "But I'm talking about the future guilt. Look, everyone expects
me to mess up again. Like Oz. I see how he is around me. You know,
that steely gaze... that pointed silence."
Buffy: "'Cause he's usually such a chatterbox."
Xander: "No, but it's different now. It's more a verbal nonverbal. He
speaks volumes with his eyes."

Giles: "They're confiscating my books."
Buffy: "Giles, we need those books."
Giles: "Believe me, I tried to tell that to the nice man with the big gun."

Giles: "Ordinarily, I would say let's widen our research."
Buffy: "Using what? A dictionary and _My Friend Flicka_?"

Snyder: "Just how is, um, "Blood Rites and Sacrifices" appropriate
material for a public school library? Chess Club branching out?"

Snyder: "Just remember, lift a finger against me, and you'll have to
answer to MOO."
Buffy: "Answer to Moo? Did that sentence just make some sense that
I'm not in on?"
Snyder: "Mothers Opposed to the Occult. A powerful new group."
Buffy: "And who came up with that lame name?"
Snyder: "That would be the founder. I believe you call her Mom."

Shelia Rosenberg: "I don't want you hanging out with those friends of yours. It's
clear where this little obsession came from. You will not speak
to Bunny Summers again."

Angel: "I heard about this. People are talking. People are even talking to me."

Buffy: "My mom said some things to me about being the Slayer. That
it's fruitless. No fruit for Buffy."

Buffy: "Okay, so I battle evil. But I don't really win. The bad keeps
coming back, and getting stronger. I'm like that kid in the
story, the boy that stuck his finger in the duck."
Angel: "Dike. (Buffy looks at him) It's another word for dam."
Buffy: "Oh. Okay, that story makes a lot more sense now."

Giles: "'Session interrupted'? Who said you could interrupt, you
stupid, useless fad! No, I said fad, and I'll say it again."
Xander: "At that point, I will become frightened."
Oz: "Take heart, we found your books."
Xander: "You can put the heart back. We can't get them."

Giles: "There is a fringe theory, held by a few folklorists, that
some regional stories have actual, very literal antecedents."
Buffy: "And in some language that's English?"
Oz: "Fairy tales are real."

Xander: "Wait, Hansel and Gretel? Breadcrumbs, ovens, gingerbread house?"
Giles: "Of course. It makes perfect sense."
Buffy: "Yeah, it's all falling into place. Of course that place is
nowhere near this place."

Xander: "I don't know about you, but I'm gonna go trade my cow for
some beans. No one else is seeing the funny here."

Cordelia: "I came over here to tell Buffy to stop this craziness, and
found you all unconscious--again. How many times have you been
knocked out, anyway? I swear, one of these times, you're going
to wake up in a coma."
Giles: "Wake up in a...? Oh, never mind. We need to save Buffy from
Hansel and Gretel."
Cordelia: "Now, let's be clear. The brain damage happened before I hit you."

Amy: "All right, you want to fry a witch? I'll give you a witch.
Goddess Hecate, work thy will."
Buffy: "Uh-oh."

Willow: "You've seen what we can do. Another step and you will all
feel my power!"
Buffy: "What are you gonna do, float a pencil at them?"
Willow: "It's a really big power!"
Buffy: "Yes! You will all be turned into vermin. And some of you
will be fish. Yeah, you in the back, will be fish."
Guy: Maybe we should go."

Cordelia: "Okay, I think I liked the two little ones more than the
one big one."

Demon: Protect us. Kill the bad girls."
Buffy: "You know what? Not as convincing in that outfit."

Buffy: "Did I get it? Did I get it?"
(Xander & Oz fall threw ceiling)
Oz: "We're here to save you."

Willow: "Diana, Hecate, I hereby license thee to depart. Goddess of
creatures great and small, I conjure thee to withdraw."
Amy: (squeak)
Buffy: "Maybe we should get her one of those wheel thingies."