Season 2 quotes

Go Fish

Buffy: "See, it's fun to hang out with me."

Cameron: "Relax, I'm not going to hurt you."
Buffy: "Oh, it's not me I'm worried about."

Buffy: "So, anything new with you guys?"
Giles: "Thank you for taking an interest."

Giles: "Nothing left but skin and cartilage."
Xander: "In other words, this was no boating accident."

Buffy: "So, something ripped him open and ate out his insides."
Willow: "Like an Oreo cookie. Well, except for, you know, without the
chocolatey cookie goodness."

Willow: "So we're looking for a beastie."
Giles: "That eats humans whole--except for the skin."
Buffy: "This doesn't make any sense."
Xander: "Yeah, the skin's the best part."
Buffy: "Any demons with high cholesterol?"
Giles: "..."
Buffy: "You're gonna think about that later, mister, and you're gonna laugh."

Xander: "Too much research. Need beverage."

Buffy: "You should question him."
Willow: "Really? Me? I'll crack him like an egg."

Angel: "Why, Miss Summers, you're beautiful."

Cordelia: "I thought Angel liked blood."
Buffy: "He used to."
Willow: "Maybe his eyes were too big for his stomach."

Xander: "What's the deal? You perspire a lot. You can't breathe. Or read. I mean, I guess you could, but the pages would probably get all wet."

Giles: "Well, the good news is that it would appear that none of your team
actually died."
Buffy: "But, the bad news is... they're monsters."

Cordelia: "It's one thing to be dating the lame unpopular guy, but it's another to be dating the Creature from the Blue Lagoon."
Xander: "Black Lagoon. The Creature from the Blue Lagoon was Brooke
Shields."

Cordelia: "And we can still date. Or not... I mean, I understand if you want to see other fish. I'll do everything I can to make your quality of life better, whether that means little bath toys or whatever."

Coach: "How you feeling?"
Xander: "A little dry. Nothing a lemon butter sauce won't cure."

Buffy: "Thanks."
Xander: "Just doing my part for the team."

Buffy: "Those boys really love their coach."

Xander: "Turning into a creepy-crawly wasn't on my top ten list of things to do before I turned twenty."