Season 3 quotes

Graduation Day

Harmony: "You know, I really wish we could have got to know each other better."
Willow: "Me, too."
Harmony: "I mean, you're so smart. I always wanted to be like that."
Willow: "Thanks, you're so sweet!"
Harmony: "I hope we don't lose touch."
Willow: "No, we'll hang out. Oh, I'm gonna miss her."
Buffy: "Don't you hate her?"
Willow: "Yes, with a fiery vengeance. She picked on me for 10 years. The vacuous tramp. It's like a sickness, Buffy. I'm just missing everything. I miss P.E."
Buffy: "I think it's contagious. The whole senior class has turned into the 60's. Or what I would have imagined the 60's would have been like, you know, without the war and the hairy armpits."

Xander: "Guess who our commencement speaker is?"
Willow: "Siegfried?"
Xander: "No."
Willow: "Roy?"
Xander: "No."
Willow: "One of the tigers?"
Xander: "Come out of the fantasy, Will."

Percy: "Check it out - history final."
Willow: "B-minus! That's great."
Percy: "I'm a scholar. I'm like a scholar!"

Anya: "So, I was wondering, maybe if you're free this weekend, maybe we could do some... entertaining thing."
Xander: "Would that be along the lines of you telling me about all the men you destroyed back in your demon days? 'Cause, pencil me in."

Anya: "We could watch sports of some kind."
Xander: "Uh, I don't know."
Anya: "Men like sports. I'm sure of it."
Xander: "Yes, men like sports. Men watch the action movie. They eat of the beef and enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrongs, and that's all you've learned?"

Buffy: "Been there, killed that... she's not much for follow-up."

Giles: "Faith has you at a disadvantage, Buffy."
Buffy: "'Cause I'm not crazy, or 'cause I don't kill people?"
Giles: "Both, actually."

Anya: "I've seen some horrible things in my time and life. I've been the cause of most of them, actually..."

Willow: "How come evil girl's in the mix?"
Giles: "Anya witnessed an ascension."
Willow: "Oh, okay then."

Willow: "What are you doing?"
Oz: "Panicking."

Buffy: "Stealthy."
Angel: "Not my best entrance."

Angel: "Are you mad at me for being around too much, or for not being around enough?"
Buffy: "Duh, yes!"

Anya: "When I think that something could happen to you, it feels bad inside, like I might vomit."
Xander: "Welcome to the world of romance."
Anya: "It's horrible. No wonder I used to get so much work."
Xander: "Well, I'm sorry I gave you barfy feelings."

Xander: "I got friends on the line."
Anya: "So?"
Xander: "That humanity thing's still a work in progress, isn't it?"

Wesley: "We're talking about laws which have existed longer than civilization."
Buffy: "I'm talking about watching my lover die."

Wesley: "You can't turn your back on the Council."
Buffy: "They're in England. I don't think they can tell which way my back is facing."
Wesley: "Giles, talk to her."
Giles: "I have nothing to say right now."

Wesley: "We need a strategy."
Buffy: "I have a strategy. You're not in it."
Wesley: "This is mutiny."
Buffy: "I like to think of it as... graduation."

Faith: "That's mine."
Buffy: "You're about to get it back."

Xander: "Here's your coffee, brewed from the finest Columbian lighter fluid."
Giles: "Thank you. Horrible."
Xander: "Aren't you supposed to be drinking tea, anyway?"
Giles: "Tea is soothing. I wish to be tense."
Xander: "OK. But you're destroying a perfectly good cultural stereotype here."

Cordelia: "I demand an explanation."
Xander: "For what?"
Cordelia: "Wesley."
Xander: "Uh... inbreeding?"
Cordelia: "So very funny. Any minute, I'm sure to laugh."

Giles: "Buffy no longer needs a watcher."
Cordelia: "But does he have to leave the country? I mean, you got fired and you still hang around like a big loser. Why can't he?"

Angel: "I can't leave you. I was wrong. I need you."
Willow: "Oh! You mean you need Buffy!"
Angel: "Willow?"
Willow: "Yes! Right! Willow!"

Oz: "Any change?"
Willow: "He's delirious. He thought I was Buffy."
Oz: "You, too, huh?"

Buffy: "Is Angel here?"
Oz: "He had to go. Got kinda sunny."

Cordelia: "I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan."
Oz: "We attack the Mayor with hummus."
Cordelia: "I stand corrected."
Oz: "Just keeping things in perspective."
Cordelia: "Thank you."

Buffy: "Faith told me to play on his human weakness."
Willow: "Faith told you? Was that before or after you put her in a coma?"
Buffy: "After."
Willow: "Oh."

Buffy: "The council is not welcome here. I have not time for orders. If I need someone to scream like a woman, I'll give you a call."

Wesley: "So there is something I can do? Besides . . . scream like a woman?"

Buffy: "You and Xander are going to have to work together now. Can you guys handle that?"
Xander: "I'm still Key Guy, right?"
Buffy: "Right."
Xander: "Great. Then Angel, in his non-Key Guy capacity, can work with me."
Angel: "What fun."
Xander: "Hey, Key Guy's still talking."
Buffy: "Oh that's good. Start bickering. That's gonna work great for us. You guys are like little old ladies."

Mayor: "Well. What a day this is. A special day. Today is our centennial. The 100th anniversary of the founding of Sunnydale. And I know what that means to all you kids. . .Not a darn thing."

Buffy: "My god, he's gonna do the entire speech."
Willow: "Man, just ascend already."
Buffy: "Evil."

Giles: "Must go attend to Wesley. See if he's still whimpering."

Cordelia: "Well, that was the most fun you could have without having any fun. Willow: "What about the part where we kicked some demon ass? I didn't hate that."

Oz: "Guys, take a moment to deal with this. We survived.
Buffy: "It was a hell of a battle."
Oz: "Not the battle. High School. We're taking a moment. And we're done."
Xander: "Well! School's done. That is so cool!"
Willow: "Why do demons even come here? I mean, don't they know how bad we are?"