Season 3 quotes

Homecoming

Cordelia: "I think we should get a limo."
Xander: "A limo? A big, expensive limo?"
Willow: "That sounds like fun. And it is our last homecoming dance, so maybe we should make a big deal of it."
Xander: "You want to talk fun? Public bus. You meet the funnest people. Back me up here, Oz."
Oz: "Well, if it's a dollar issue, we can all take my van."
Cordelia: "Van? The Homecoming Queen doesn't go to the dance in a van. Use your head."
Xander: "Well, technically, you haven't been elected yet... although you certainly and without a doubt will be. Who else likes a limo?"
Willow: "A private limo. It is pretty... cuddlesome."

Willow: "Why wouldn't you go? You already have your tickets. I mean, unless you don't have a da... ay... or two, to think about it. We should all think about it."
Cordelia: "What's going on here? Did Scott not ask her to the Homecoming Dance yet?"
Buffy: "Thanks, Cordelia. Humiliation's really good for my color."
Scott: "I assumed that you would think it was corny or something. But I'm in, I mean, you know, if you are, if you want to."
Buffy: "Sure. I do, you know, if you want to."
Scott: "Well, I do if you want to."
Oz: "The judges will accept that as a yes."

Buffy: "How are you feeling?"
Angel: "It hurts. Less."

Scott: "I don't think we should see each other any more."
Buffy: "You don't? When did this happen? Where was I?"
Scott: "Before we were going out, you seemed so full of life, like a force of nature. Now you just seem distracted all the time."
Buffy: "I'm getting better, honest. In fact, from here on, you're going to see a drastic distraction reduction. Drastic distraction reduction... try saying that ten times fast."

Buffy: "Obviously it involves handing out entirely lame flyers."
Cordelia: "No, it involves being part of this school, and having actual friends. Now if it was about monsters, blood, and innards, then you'd be a shoo-in."
Buffy: "Sorry, Cordy, but you have no idea who you're messing with."
Cordelia: "What, the Slayer?"
Buffy: "I'm not talking about the Slayer. I'm talking about Buffy. You've awakened the prom-queen within. And that crown is going to be mine."

Willow: "It's my first big dance, you know. Where there's a boy, and a band. And not just me alone in my room pretending that there's a boy and a band. I just want it to be..."
Xander: "Special. That's why I spared no expense on the tux."
Willow: "The tux? I thought you borrowed it from your cousin Rigby?"
Xander: "Expense to my pride, Will. They're our only relations with money, and they shun us. As they should."
Willow: "Remember that eighth grade cotillion, and you had that clip-on?"
Xander: "Yeah, I was pretty stylin' with the clip-on."
Willow: "Now here we are, and it's Homecoming."
Xander: "Yeah, we should face it, Will. You and I are going to be in neighboring rest homes, while I come over so you can adjust me... my, uh... Well, I can't think of anything that's not really gross, so..."
Xander: "So, you and Oz... how do I put this? Are we on first, second, or ye gods?" Willow: "That's none of your business, Alexander Harris."
Xander: "Oh, rounding second!"
Willow: "You don't know that! What about you and Cordelia?"
Xander: "Oh, a gentleman never talks about his conquests."
Willow: "When did you become a... gentleman?"
Willow: "I know... "nice."
Xander: "I was gonna go with "gorgeous."
Willow: "Really? You too... in a guy way."
Xander: "Oz is very lucky."
Willow: "So's Cordelia. In a girl way."
Xander: "That didn't just happen."
Willow: "No! I mean, it did, but it didn't."
Xander: "Because I respect you, and Oz, and I would never..."
Willow: "I would never, either. It must be the clothes. It's a fluke."
Xander: "It's a clothes fluke, that's what it is. And there'll be no more fluking."
Willow: "Not ever."
Xander: "We got to get out of these clothes."
Willow: "Right now!"
Xander: "Oh, I didn't mean..."
Willow: "I didn't, me either."

Trick: "Hello, ladies. Welcome to SlayerFest '98. What is a SlayerFest, you ask? Well, as in most of life, there's the hunters and the hunted. Can you guess where you two fall? From the beginning of this tape you have exactly 30 seconds -- no, that's 17 now -- to run for your lives. Faith, Buffy, have a nice death."

Cordelia: "Hello? How stupid are you people? She's a Slayer. I'm a Homecoming Queen!"

Giles: "We have to find Buffy. Something terrible's happened. Just kidding. Thought I'd give you a scare. Are those finger sandwiches?"

Faith: "Scott? There you are, honey! Hey, good news. The doctor says that the itching and the swelling and the burning should clear up, but we gotta keep using the ointment."