Season 2 quotes

Innocence

Spike: "What's Big Blue up to, anyway? He just sits there."
Judge: "I am preparing."
Spike: "Yeah. It's interesting to me that 'preparing' looks a great bit like sitting
on your ass!"

Joyce: "So, did you have fun last night?"
Buffy: "What?"
Joyce: "At Willow's."
Buffy: "Yeah. Fun at Willow's. You know, she's a fun machine."

Willow: "Buffy!"
Xander: "We were just going to rescue you."
Willow: "At least some of us were."
Giles: "Well, I would have."

Giles: "The Judge. I-Is he...?"
Buffy: "No assembly required. He's active."

Buffy: "Also, not the prettiest man in town."

Angel: "As long as there's injustice in the world. As long as scum, like you, is walking--haha, rolling the streets, I'll be around. Look over your shoulder. I'll be there."
Spike: "Um, yeah. Angel, look over your shoulder."

Spike: "Hurts, doesn't it?"
Angel: "Well, you know, kind of itches a little."
Spike: "Don't just stand there. Burn him!"
Angel: "Gee, maybe he's broken."

Judge: "There's no humanity in him."
Angel: "Couldn't have said it better myself."
Drusilla: "Angel!"
Angel: "Yeah, baby. I'm back."

Spike: "No more of this 'I've got a soul' crap?"
Angel: "What can I say, hmm? I was going through a phase."

Drusilla: "We're going to destroy the world. Want to come?"
Angel: "Yeah. Destroying the world. Great. But I'm really more interested in the Slayer."
Spike: "Well, she's in the world, so that should work out."

Xander: "We were just kissing. It doesn't mean that much."
Willow: "No. It just means that you'd rather be with someone you hate...than be
with me."

Angel: "Yeah, like I really wanted to stick around after that."

Angel: "You've got a lot to learn about men, kiddo, although I guess you proved that last night."

Buffy: "It is a big deal!"
Angel: "It's what? Bells ringing, fireworks, the dulcet choir of pretty little
birdies? Come on, Buffy! It's not like I've never been there before."

Angel: "I got a message for Buffy."
Buffy: "Then why don't you give it to me yourself."
Angel: "Oh, it's not really the kind of message you tell. It sort of involves finding the bodies of all your friends."

Buffy: "This can't be you."
Angel: "I'm sure we already covered that subject."

Spike: "So you didn't kill her, then?"
Angel: "Of course not."
Spike: "Now, I know you haven't been in the game for a while, mate, but we still do kill people. Sort of our raison d'etre, you know."

Angel: "To kill this girl, you have to love her."

Soldier: "You got twenty minutes, nimrod."
Xander: "I just need five. Uh, forget I said that last part."

Giles: "He's doing this deliberately, Buffy. He's trying to make it harder for you."
Buffy: "He's only making it easier."

Xander: "Happy Birthday, Buffy, I hope you like the color."

Judge: "You're a fool. No weapon forged can stop me."
Buffy: "That was then. This is now."

Buffy: "Best present ever."
Xander: "Knew you'd like it."

Joyce: "So what'd you do for your birthday? You have fun?"
Buffy: "I got older."

Joyce: "Well, go on, make a wish."
Buffy: "I'll just let it burn."