Season 2 quotes

Killed by death

Willow: "Buffy, come on, one night of rest is not going to kill you."
Buffy: "No. But it might kill somebody else."

Xander: "Buffy, this is not the time to challenge Angel for the Ultimate Fighting Championship. He's at full strength. You're only half a Slayer."
Buffy: "Yeah, but I'm still the Slayer. And as long as I am, Angel's not going to kill anybody else."
Angel: "Oh, come on. Just one more."

Angel: "You know, you being off your game's kind of taking the fun out of all this." "Nope, still fun!"

Angel: "Uh oh, this does not look good for our heroine."

Xander: "Hey, Buffy. We're all here."
Buffy: "Hey...here we are. It's all of we. Are we taking me home?"
Dr. Wilkinson: "No, Buffy, you need to lie down, honey."
Buffy: "Yeah? Lie at home. My bed is better than any bed that's not my bed."
Dr. Wilkinson: "She's still a little out of it."
Buffy: "Shh! Hospital zone, no singing."

Xander: "Visiting hours are over."
Angel: "Well, I'm pretty much family."
Xander: "Yeah, why don't you come back during the day? Oh, gee, no, I guess you can't."

Dr. Wilkinson: "Good morning."
Buffy: "Could have fooled me."
Dr. Wilkinson: "How are you feeling? Looks like your fever's gone down."
Buffy: "Well, good. Thanks for having me. Let's try and keep in touch."
Dr. Wilkinson: "Not so fast. Hmm."
Buffy: "Good 'hmm' or bad 'hmm'?"

Xander: "Flowers for milady."
Buffy: "I think they call them balloons."
Xander: "Yeah, stick them in water. Maybe they'll grow."

Willow: "Not to be outdone..."
Buffy: "Homework."
Willow: "It's my way of saying get well soon."
Buffy: "You know, chocolate says that even better."
Willow: "I did all your assignments. All you have to do is sign your name."
Buffy: "Chocolate means nothing to me."

Cordelia: "Nobody told me I was supposed to bring a gift. I was out of the loop on gifts."
Giles: "It's traditional among... um, people."

Xander: "So, is this the part where we say, 'What can we do to help?'"
Cordelia: "You had to ask that, didn't you?"

Willow: "I'm good at medical stuff, since Xander and I used to play doctor all the time."
Xander: "No, she's being literal. She used to have all these medical volumes, and diagnosed me with stuff. I didn't have the heart to tell her she was playing it wrong."
Willow: "Wrong? Why? How did you play doctor?"
Buffy: "I...never have."

Xander: "Cordy, you should go with Giles."
Giles: "Why do I have to have...? Good thinking, I could do with a research
assistant."
Cordelia: "Let's go, Tact Guy."

Buffy: "It's too bad Angel didn't put me in the hospital sooner. That's something
I never thought I'd hear myself say."

Willow: "Frogs, frogs! Get them off of me! Oh my god, frogs! Get them off of me! Please, help! Get them off! Frogs! Frogs! Oh my god, they're everywhere! Frogs!"
Dr. Wilkinson: "Not her, the other one!"
Willow: "No more frogs."

Xander: "You don't know how to kill this thing."
Buffy: "I thought I might try violence."
Xander: "Solid call."

Joyce: "Here you go, honey, peanut butter and jelly, without the crusts, just the way you like it."
Buffy: "And the juice?"
Joyce: "Two parts orange, one part grapefruit."
Buffy: "That's my drink."
Joyce: "I measured it exactly."

Joyce: "Oh, he drew you a picture. How...nice."