Season 2 quotes

Lie to me

Drusilla: "What will your mommy sing when they find your body?"
Boy: "I'm not supposed to talk to people."
Drusilla: "Oh, well I'm not a person, see, so that's just..."

Giles: "How will I know what to wear?"
Ms. Calendar: "Do you own anything else?"

Buffy: "You drink! I mean, drinks, non-blood things."

Willow: "That's Angel."
Xander: "He's Buffy beau, her special friend."
Ford: "He's not in school, right? He looks older than her."
Xander: "You're not wrong."

Buffy: "This is Ford. We went to school together in LA."
Angel: "Nice to meet you."
Ford: "Whoa, cold hands."
Xander: "You're not wrong."

Ford: "What's goin' on?"
Buffy: "Um, uh, there's a--a cat...a cat, here...and, um, then there was another cat...and they fought...the cats...and...then they left."
Ford: "Oh. I thought you were just slaying a vampire."
Buffy: "What?! What-ing a what?!"

Angel: "Unless you invite me, I can't come in."
Willow: "Oh, well, okay, I...invite you...to...come in."

Willow: "Uh, Angel, if I say something you really don't want to hear, do you promise not to bite me?"

Willow: "I still didn't find anything incriminating."
Angel: "They leave no paper trail, no records. That's incriminating enough."
Xander: "Yeah, I'm gonna' have to go with Dead Boy on this one."
Angel: "Would you not call me that?"

Chanterella: "We welcome anyone that's interested in the Lonely Ones."
Willow: "The lonely ones?"
Angel: "Vampires."
Xander: "Oh, we usually call them the nasty, pointy, bitey ones."

Spike: "Do I have anyone on watch here? It's called security, people. Are you all asleep? Or did we finally find a restaurant that delivers?"
Ford: "I know who you are."
Spike: "Yeah, I know who I am too, so what?"

Ford: "Uh, I'm pretty sure this is the part where you take out a watch and say I've got thirty seconds to convince you not to kill me. It's traditional."
Spike: "Well, I don't go much for tradition."

Ford: "I wanna' be like you. A vampire."
Spike: "I've known you for two minutes and I can't stand you. I don't really
feature you living forever. Can I eat him now, love?"

Giles: "You mean life?"
Buffy: "Yeah. Does it get easy?"
Giles: "What do you want me to say?"
Buffy: "Lie to me."
Giles: "Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by the pointy horns or black hats. And, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives
happily ever after."
Buffy: "Liar."