Season 4 quotes

Living Conditions

Buffy: "Kathy's nice and all, but she's sort of... I don't know, like Mini-Mom of Momdonia."

Buffy: "Did you just hear something?"
Willow: "I'm chewing my gum kind of loud."
Buffy: "That's not it."
Willow: "My sneakers are squeaky."
Buffy: "I'm looking for something lurk-y here, Will."
Willow: "Oh."

Buffy: "All right. Why don't you quit hiding and come out and face me like a... thing."

Buffy: "You run?"
Giles: "And jump. And bend. And occasionally frolic."
Buffy: "Okay... and what's with "Motorbike & Scooter" magazine?"
Giles: "Congratulations, you found me out. I'm a mod jogger."
Buffy: "Okay, you're not having one of those mid-life things,"
are you? 'Cause I'm still going 'ick' from the last time you tried to recapture your youth."

Giles: "You took your roommate patrolling with you?"
Buffy: "Well, I invited the whole dorm, but she was the only one that could make it."

Buffy: "What are you doing today?"
Giles: "It's a big day for me, actually. A friend of mine recently acquired an original Gutenberg demonography, and it suddenly occurs to me that you've never once asked me what my day's plans were, which would lead me to inquire whether you're feeling entirely yourself."
Buffy: "That's not true. I ask about you all the time. (pause) Okay, well, maybe the words don't actually make it out of my mouth, but I think about it."
Giles: "And it's appreciated."

Xander: "Hey! Say hi to non-college guy."
Buffy: "Not that I mind, but don't non-college guys usually populate the non-campus?"

Buffy: "What's the deal, Xand? Parents not feeding you?"
Xander: "Sure they do... for a price."

Xander: "Something apocalypse-y? Do we need to assemble the Scooby gang?"
Buffy: "No, but thank you for asking."
Xander: "I just got way too excited, didn't I?"

Buffy: "And the worst part? I wake up, and there's Kathy staring at me like I'm some kind of freak."
Oz: "Well, actually, the worst part I'd have to go with, the demon pouring the blood down your throat."
Willow: "Me, too. I would vote for that, too."

Kathy: "Do you know what your problem is, Buffy?"
Buffy: "You?"

Willow: "If it wasn't for this English paper, I'd be there right now, listening, doing the girly best-friend thing."
Oz: "Well, I can do that."
Willow: "You can?"
Oz: "Oh, I'm not saying we'll braid each other's hair... probably. But I can hang with her, watch for signs she's going over the edge."

Buffy: "So then, Kathy's like, "It's share time," and I'm like, "Oh, yeah? share this!" (mimes punches)"
Oz: "So either you hit her, or you did your wacky mime routine for her."
Buffy: "Well, I didn't do either, actually. but she deserved it, don't you think?"
Oz: "Nobody deserves mime, Buffy."
Buffy: "Oh, Kathy does. She deserves to be locked in an invisible box, and blown away by an imaginary wind, and..."
Oz: "Forced to wear a binding unitard?"
Buffy: "Yeah, the itchy kind. It's perfect."
Oz: "Just here to help."

Willow: "I just talked to Buffy, and yeah, I think she's feeling a little... insane. No, not bitchy crazy, more like homicidal maniac crazy. So I told her to come see you, 'kay?"

Xander: "Buffy, this hurts me more than it hurts you."
Buffy: "Not yet, but it will."
Xander: "Don't say that. Please don't say that."

Kathy: "I'm 3000 years old. When are you going to stop treating me like I'm 900?"