Season 1 quotes

Nightmares

Buffy: "Oh, no. My bag! I packed it for the weekend, and I forgot it."
Joyce: "You and your dad can swing by the house and pick up your bag. It's
not an international crisis."

Joyce: "You just have to remember that your father adores you. No more than I do, by the way."

Xander: "Well, the Hellmouth, the center of mystical convergence, supernatural monsters: been there.
Buffy: "A little blase there, aren't you?"
Xander: "I'm not worried. If there's something bad out there, we'll find, you'll slay, we'll party!"
Buffy: "Thanks for having confidence in me."
Xander: "You da man, Buff."
Willow: "Okay, but we're still caring about the spiders here. Let's not forget the spiders."

Doctor: "She'll recover. She's got a couple of shattered bones, a little internal
bleeding. She got off pretty easy."
Buffy: "Easy?"
Giles: "Have you looked up the word lately?"

Xander: "It's a dream. It's gotta' be a dream. (pinches himself) Ow! Wake up.(pinches himself again) Ow! Gotta' wake up. Aah!!!

Buffy: "Did you find anything?"
Giles: "I don't know."
Buffy: "You don't know if you didn't find anything?"

Giles: "I can't read."
Buffy: "What do you mean? You can read, like, three languages."
Giles: "Five, actually, on a normal day."

Giles: "The boy's been in a coma for a week. How can this be possible?"
Buffy: "What am I, Knowledge Girl now? Explanations are your terrain."

Buffy: "Could I be seeing Billy's asteroid body?"
Giles: "Astral body, and I don't know."

Xander: "Um, our dreams are coming true."
Giles: "Dreams? That would be a musical comedy version of this. Nightmares. Our nightmares are coming true."
Willow: "So, why is this happening?"
Giles: "Billy."
Xander: "Well, that explanation was shorter than usual. It's Billy! Who's Billy?"

The Master: "Nobody died. What's the fun of burying someone if they're already dead?"