Season 2 quotes

Phases

Willow: "Hi!"
Oz: "Oh, that's what I was gonna' say."

Xander: "I just don't trust Oz with her. I mean, he's a senior. He's
attractive--okay, maybe not to me, but...and he's in a band! And we know what kind of element that attracts."
Cordelia: "I've dated lots of guys in bands."
Xander: "Thank you."

Buffy: "You sure it was a werewolf?"
Xander: "Well, let's see. Um, six feet tall, claws, a big old snout in the middle of his face, like a wolf. Um, yeah, I'm sticking with my first guess."
Oz: "Seems wise."
Xander: "Oh, oh, and then there was that little thing where it tried to bite us."

Giles: "Several animal carcasses were found mutilated."
Willow: "You mean like bunnies and stuff? No, don't tell me."
Oz: "Oh, don't worry. I mean, they might not look it, but bunnies can really take care of themselves."
Willow: "Yeah."

Giles: "Anything yet?"
Buffy: "Yes, and you won't believe what I saw! Brittany Podell was making out with Owen Stadeel, but he goes with Barrett Williams. If she ever fou--no, um, no-no sign of the werewolf."

Giles: "I thought we might, uh, I thought we might knock on a few windows, uh, ask if anyone has seen anything yet."
Buffy: "Giles, noone's seeing anything."
Giles: "Yes, of course not."

Giles: "Who are you? What are you doing?"
Cain: "Name's Cain. I'm the one with the gun, which means I'm the one who gets to do the interviewing."

Buffy: "It's funny if you don't believe in werewolves."
Cain: "No, it's funny thinking about you two catching one. I mean, this guy
looks like he's auditioning to be a librarian, and you, well, you're a girl."

Cain: "Let me ask you, sweetheart. Exactly how many of these animals have you taken out?"
Buffy: "As of today?"

Buffy: "And it doesn't bother you that a werewolf is a person twenty-eight days out of the month?"
Cain: "That's why I only hunt 'em the other three."

Cordelia: "What's his problem? Oh, that's right, he's a guy."
Willow: "Yeah, him and Xander. Guys."
Cordelia: "Who do they think they are?"
Willow: "Couple of guys."

Giles: "This girl risked her life trying to capture a beast that you haven't yet
been able to find."
Cane: "Uh-huh, and Daddy's doing a great job carrying her bag of milkbones."

Cain: "You know, sis, if that thing out there harms anyone, it's going to be on your pretty little head. I hope you can live with that."
Buffy: "I live with that every day."

Buffy: "So what's the scuttlebutt? Anybody besides Larry fit our werewolf
profile?"
Willow: "There is one name that keeps getting spit out. Aggressive behavior, run-ins with authorities, about a screenful of violent incidents."
Buffy: "Okay, most of those were not my fault! Somebody else started them. I was just standing up for myself!"
Willow: "They say it's a good idea to count to ten when you're angry."
Buffy: "One...two...three..."
Willow: "I'll keep looking!"

Buffy: "I noticed you were looking solo."
Willow: "Yeah. Oz wanted to be someplace that was...away, from me."

Xander: "Buffy, you can't blame yourself for every death that happens in
Sunnydale. If it weren't for you, people would be lined up five deep, waiting to get themselves buried. Willow would be Robbie the Robot's love slave. I
wouldn't even have a head."

Oz: "I'm going through some...changes."
Willow: "Well, welcome to the world! Things happen. Don't you think I'm going through a lot?"
Oz: "Not like me."
Willow: "Oh what, so now you're special? You're Special Boy, with...chains and stuff. Why do you have...chains and stuff?"

Xander: "It's all so weird. I-I mean, how are we supposed to act when we see him?"
Buffy: "It's gotta' be weird for him too, now that we know so much."
Xander: "All I know is, I'll never be able to look at him the same again."
Buffy: "He's still a human being...most of the time."
Xander: "Who we talking about?"
Buffy: "Oz. Who you talking about?"
Xander: "Noone!"

Buffy: "That was weird."
Xander: "What, it's not okay for one guy to like another guy just because he happened to be in the locker room with him when absolutely nothing happened and I thought I told you not to push!"
Buffy: "All I meant was that he didn't try to look up my skirt."
Xander: "Oh, oh, yeah. That's, that's the weirdness."
Buffy: "Weirdness abounds lately."

Oz: "I spoke to Giles. He said I'll be okay, I just have to lock myself up around the full moon. Only he used more words than that...and a globe."

Willow: "I'm sorry about how all of this ended up, with me shooting you and
all."
Oz: "It's okay, I'm-I'm sorry I almost ate you."
Willow: "It's okay."