Season 2 quotes

Reptile Boy

Buffy: "Digging on the undead doesn't exactly do wonders for your social life."

Buffy: "Right, who needs a social life when you've got your very own
hellmouth?"
Giles: "Yes! You have a duty, a purpose. You have a commitment in life. Now how many people your age can say that?"
Buffy: "We talkin' foreign or domestic? How 'bout none?"

Richard: "Hi, sweetheart. I'm Richard, and you are...?"
Buffy: "So not interested."

Angel: "This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you...you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after."
Buffy: "No. When you kiss me, I wanna' die."

Cordelia: "Buffy! Did you lose weight? And your hair...alright, I respect you too much to be dishonest."

Buffy: "And there's blood on it."
Giles: "Oh? I didn't see any."
Buffy: "Angel showed up. He could smell it."
Xander: "The blood? There's a guy you wanna' party with."

Willow: "I can't believe she lied to Giles. My world is all askew."
Xander: "Buffy's lying...Buffy's going to frat parties...that's not askew, that's cockeyed."
Willow: "Askew means cockeyed."
Xander: "Oh."

Willow: "You're gonna' live forever -- Ya' don't have time for a cup of coffee?!"

Buffy: "I told one lie. I had one drink."
Giles: "Yes, and you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture."

Angel: "Buffy."
Buffy: "Angel."
Xander: "Xander."