Season 2 quotes

School Hard

Principal Snyder: "Sheila has never burnt down a school building."
Buffy: "Well, that was never proven. The fire marshall said it could've been mice."
Principal Snyder: "Mice."
Buffy: "Mice that were smoking?"

Spike: "I fed off a flower person, and I spent the next six hours watching my hand move."

Willow: "I thought we were going to the Bronze tonight, 'cause of how you
thought Angel might show."
Xander: "If he does, he'll meet some other nice girl. Studying comes first."
Buffy: "We're going to the Bronze."

Ms. Calendar: "Rupert, you have got to read something that was published
after 1066."

Giles: "You are, after all, the Slay--"
Ms. Calendar: "Ahem."
Giles: "Slay--uh...slaves! You're all slaves to the, uh, television."

Buffy: "Le vache doit me touche de la jeudi. Was it wrong? Should I use the
plural?"
Willow: "No, but you said, 'The cow should touch me from Thursday.'"
Buffy: "Maybe that's what I was thinking."
Willow: "And you said it wrong."
Buffy: "Oh, je stink."
Willow: "You're just not focused. It's Angel missage."

Buffy: "Who are you?"
Spike: "You'll find out on Saturday."
Buffy: "What happens on Saturday?"
Spike: "I kill you."

Giles: "We do have slightly more urgent matters to discuss."
Buffy: "Yeah, like keeping my mom away from Principal Snyder tomorrow
night."
Ms. Calendar: "And not dying Saturday."

Willow: "What kind of punch did you make?"
Buffy: "Uh, lemonade. I made it fresh and everything."
Willow: "How much sugar did you use?"
Buffy: "Sugar?"

Buffy: "Um, but you haven't seen the boiler room yet, and you know that's
really interesting, what with the boiler being in the room and all."

Principal Snyder: "I'm beginning to see a certain mother/daughter relationship."

Spike: "You were my sire, man! You were my...Yoda!"

Spike: "Man, I can't believe this. You Uncle Tom!"

Spike: "As a personal favor, from me to you, I'll make it quick. It won't hurt a bit."
Buffy: "No, Spike. It's gonna' hurt a lot."

Angel: "I had to see if he was buying it or not."
Xander: "And if he bit me, what then?"
Angel: "We would have known he bought it."
Xander: "What's the deal with you being his sire? What's a sire?"