Season 2 quotes

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Buffy: "Come on, Stephan. Rise and shine. Some of us have a ton of trig
homework waiting."

Angel: "'Danced with' is a pretty loose term. 'Mated with' might be a little
closer."
Buffy: "Don't you think you're being a little unfair? It was one little dance, which I only did to make you crazy. By the way, behold my success."

Angel: "See? Whenever we fight, you always bring up the vampire thing."
Buffy: "Well, I didn't come here to fight!"
Stephan Vampire: "Rargh!!!"
Buffy: "Ooh! Oh right, I did!"

Buffy: "Gee, I wish people wouldn't leave open graves laying around like this."

Xander: "So this chair woman, we are talking Ms. Calendar, right?"
Giles: "What makes you think that?"
Xander: "Simple deduction. Ms. Calendar is reasonably dollsome, especially for someone in your age bracket. She already knows you're a school librarian, so you don't have to worry about how to break that embarrassing news to her."
Buffy: "And she's the only woman we've ever seen actually speak to you. Add it up and it all spells 'Duh!'"

Xander: "Now is it time to have a talk about the facts of life?"
Giles: "You know, I'm suddenly deciding this is none of your business."
Xander: "You know, 'cause that whole stork thing is a smoke screen!"

Giles: "Grave robbery? That's new. Interesting."
Buffy: "I know you meant to say 'gross' and 'disturbing'."
Giles: "Yes, yes, yes, of course. Terrible thing. Must put a stop to it. Damn it."

Cordelia: "Hello? Can we deal with my pain, please?"
Giles: "There, there."

Xander: "So if both coffins are empty, that makes three girls signed up for the army of zombies."
Willow: "Is it an army if you just have three?"
Buffy: "Well, zombie drill team, then."

Giles: "You understand, in my capacity as a school official, this search is
completely unauthorized. I cannot condone it."
Buffy: "Fine. Your butt's covered. Wanna' grab a locker?"
Giles: "Yes, yes, of course."

Buffy: "What if that poor girl is walking around"
Xander: "Poor girls, technically."