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Angel:
"Not every dream you have comes true. I mean, what else did you dream last
night? Can you remember?"
Buffy: "I dreamt...I dreamt that Giles and I opened an office supply
warehouse in Vegas."
Angel: "See my point?"
Buffy:
"I like seeing you first thing in the morning."
Angel: "It's bedtime for me."
Buffy: "Well, then I like seeing you at bedtime. Um, um, ha...you-you know
what I mean."
Angel: "I think so. What do you mean?"
Buffy:
"He's cool about it."
Willow: "Well, of course he is, 'cause...he's cool. I mean, he would never...you
know."
Buffy: "Push."
Willow: "Right. He-he's not the type."
Willow:
"Carpe diem. You told me that once."
Buffy: "Fish of the day?"
Willow: "Not 'carp'! Carpe. It means seize the day."
Buffy:
"Once you get to a certain point, then seizing is sort of inevitable."
Willow: "Wow."
Buffy: "Yeah."
Willow: "Wow."
Buffy: "Oh."
Willow: "Wow."
Buffy:
"You think he's too old 'cause he's a senior? Please, my boyfriend had a
bicentennial."
Willow: "That's true."
Buffy:
"You can't spend the rest of your life waiting for Xander to wake up and
smell the hottie. Make a move. Do the talking thing."
Willow: "What if the 'talking thing' becomes the 'awkward silence thing'?"
Oz:
"I'm gonna' ask you to go out with me tomorrow night, and I'm kinda' nervous about
it, actually. It's interesting."
Willow: "Oh, well, if it helps at all, I'm gonna' say 'yes'."
Oz: "Yeah, it helps. It-it creates a comfort zone."
Oz:
"Do you wanna' go out with me tomorrow night?"
Willow: "Oh, I can't!"
Oz: "Well, see, I like that you're unpredictable."
Willow:
"Well, you could be m...my date."
Oz: "Alright, I'm in."
Willow:
"I said 'date'."
Xander:
"You ready to get down, you funky party weasel?"
Giles: "Here comes Buffy. Now remember, discretion is the better part of
valor."
Xander: "You could have just said 'Shh.' God, are all you Brits such drama
queens?"
Xander:
"Buffy! I feel a pre-birthday spanking coming on!"
Jenny: "I'd curb that impulse if I were you, Xander."
Xander: "Check. Cancel spanking."
Giles:
"If Drusilla is alive, then it would--it could be a fairly...cataclysmic
state of affairs."
Xander: "Again, so many words! Couldn't you just say, 'We'd be in trouble'?"
Giles: "Go to class, Xander."
Xander: "Gone! Notice the economy of phrasing. 'Gone': simple,
direct."
Xander:
"Hey, it's the woman of the hour!"
Willow: "It's Happy Birthday Buffy!"
Buffy: "..."
Willow: "Not Happy Birthday Buffy?"
Giles:
"You dreamt that the Master had risen, but you stopped it from happening."
Xander: "You ground his bones to make your bread."
Buffy: "That's true. Except for the bread part."
Giles:
"Why don't you meet me here at seven? We'll map out a strategy."
Buffy: "What am I supposed to do until then?"
Giles: "Go to classes? Do your homework? Have supper?"
Buffy: "Right, be that Buffy."
Xander:
"You're a great man of our time."
Willow: "And anyway, Angel's coming, so she'll be able to protect him and
have cake."
Jenny:
"He wants to meet you someplace near his house, 'cause he had to run home
and get a book or something."
Buffy: "'Cause heaven knows there aren't enough books in the library."
Oz:
"Hey, did everybody see that guy just turn to dust?"
Willow: "Oh, well, uh, sort of."
Xander: "Yup. Vampires are real. Lot of them live in Sunnydale. Willow will
fill you in."
Willow: "I know it's hard to accept at first."
Oz: "Actually, it explains a lot!"
Willow:
"What was that?"
Oz: "It looked like an arm."
Angel: "It can't be. She wouldn't."
Xander: "What? The vamp's version of snakes in a can or do you care to share?"
Angel:
"They call him the Judge."
Giles: "The Judge? This is he?"
Angel: "Not all of him."
Buffy: "Um, still needing backstory here."
Cordelia:
"Is anybody else gonna' have cake?"
Giles:
"His touch can literally burn the humanity out of you. A true creature of
evil can survive the process. No human ever has."
Xander: "What's the problem? We send Cordy to fight this guy, and we go for
pizza."
Giles:
"Seems Buffy needed some rest."
Angel: "Yeah, she hasn't been sleeping well, tossing and turning."
Everyone: "..."
Angel: "She told me! 'Cause of her dreams?"
Spike:
"Well, well. Look who we have here: crashers."
Buffy: "I'm sure our invitations just got lost in the mail."
Angel:
"Leave her alone!"
Spike: "Yeah, that'll work. Now say 'Pretty please'."
Angel:
"Take me instead of her."
Spike: "Uh, you're not clear on the concept, pal. There is no instead. Just
first and second."
Angel:
"I love you. I try not to, but I can't stop."
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