Season 1 quotes

Teacher's pet

Xander: "It's funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to."

Xander: "This is a question that no one particularly wants to hear, but...where did they put his head?"
Willow: "Good point. I didn't want to hear that."

Xander: "Forgiveness is my middle name. Well actually, it's Lavelle."

Xander: "What kind of a girly name is 'Angel' anyway?

Giles: "Whatever you do, it had better be sudden and swift. This beast is
extremely dangerous."
Buffy: "Well, your buddy Carlyle faced it, and he's still around."
Giles: "Yes, in a straightjacket, howling his innards out day and night."
Buffy: "Okay, Admiral, way to inspire the troops."
Giles: "Sorry."

Willow: "According to Miss French's personnel records, she was born in 1907. She's like, ninety years old."
Giles: "And extremely well-preserved."

Buffy: "Bat sonar. Makes your whole nervous system go to hell. You can go
there with it."