Season 2 quotes

The Dark Age

Giles: "Must we have this noise during your calisthenics?"
Buffy: "It's not noise, it's music."
Giles: "I know music. Music has notes. This is noise."
Buffy: "I'm aerobicizing. I must have the beat!"
Giles: "Wonderful. You work on your muscle tone while my brain dribbles out of my ears."

Buffy: "Hey, good morning. Say, is that tweed?"
Giles: "What? Oh, uh, yes. Um, now, uh, look, tonight, uh, it's very important to come..."
Buffy: "Now that's a surprise."

Buffy: "So, what's on tap tonight that's so important? Uprising, prophesied
ritual, preordained death fest?"
Xander: "Ah, the old standards!"
Giles: "Um, a medical transport is delivering a monthly supply of blood to the hospital."
Buffy: "Mmm, vampire meals on wheels."

Giles: "Uh, we'll meet outside the hospital at eight thirty, sharp. I'll bring the
weaponry."
Buffy: "I'll bring the party mix."
Giles: "Just don't be late."
Buffy: "Have I ever let you down?"
Giles: "Do you want me to answer that, or should I just glare?"

Buffy: "How did you know about this?"
Angel: "It's delivery day. Everybody knows about this."

Angel: "Maybe he's late."
Buffy: "Giles, who counts tardiness as the eighth deadly sin?"

Buffy: "Giles, did you forget? The hospital, vampires, handy carry-out packets of blood?"

Buffy: "I think he might have been...I think he was drinking."
Ms. Calendar: "He was home alone drinking?"
Willow: "But...tea, right?"
Buffy: "Wasn't tea, Will."
Xander: "Yep, yep, I knew this would happen. Nobody can be wound as
straight and narrow as Giles without a dark side erupting. My Uncle Roary was the stodgiest taxidermist you've ever met by day. By night, it was booze, whores, and fur flyin'. Were there whores?"
Buffy: "He was alone."
Xander: "Give it time."

Buffy: "You sold me that dress for Halloween and nearly got us all killed."
Ethan: "But you looked great."

Willow: "I'm not gonna' get close enough to feel his pulse, but...he looks dead."
Xander: "Except for the walking and attacking Buffy part."

Giles: "I thought I told you to leave town."
Ethan: "You did. I didn't. Shop's lease is paid 'til the end of the month."
Cordelia: "Why did he call him 'Ripper'?"
Giles: "Should have left when I told you."
Cordelia: "Oh."

Willow: "Now there's something you don't see every day."
Cordelia: "I'm gonna' be in therapy 'til I'm thirty."

Cordelia: "This is what happens when you have school on Saturday."

Buffy: "Xander, how do you feel about digging through some of Giles' personal files and seeing what you can find?"
Xander: "I'm feeling pretty good about it. Does that make me a sociopath?
Nah."

Buffy: "Is she okay?"
Giles: "Um, the hills are not alive."
Buffy: "I'm sorry to hear that...I think."

Buffy: "I'm so used to you being the grown-up, and then I find out you're a
person."
Giles: "Well, most grown-ups are."
Buffy: "Who would've thought?"

Buffy: "I have just the perfect music. Go on, say it, you know you want to."
Giles: "It's not music, it's just, uh, meaningless sounds."
Buffy: "There. Feel better?"
Giles: "Yes, thanks. Bay City Rollers, now that's music."
Buffy: "I didn't hear that."