Season 1 quotes

The pack

Buffy: "Well, I'm not constantly monitoring his health, his moods, his blood
pressure..."
Willow: "130 over 80."
Buffy: "You got it bad, girl."

Xander: "You took a bath."
Buffy: "Yeah, I often do. I'm actually known for it."

Xander: "Why do I need to learn this?"
Willow: "'Cause otherwise you'll flunk math."
Xander: "Explain the part where that's bad."
Willow: "You remember. You fail math. You flunk out of school. You end up
being the guy at the pizza place that sweeps the floor and says, 'Hey kids,
where's the cool parties this weekend?' We've been through this."

Willow: "Why couldn't he be possessed by a puppy, or some ducks?"