Season 3 quotes

The Prom

Angel: "Where you going?"
Buffy: "To go kill a cat on my head."
Angel: "No mirrors."
Buffy: "You know, this place really isn't girl-friendly. No mirrors, no natural light."
Angel: "I think you look perfect."
Buffy: "Oh, yeah, I really look... okay."

Buffy: "Maybe we should think about getting a few mirrors. And maybe a drawer, you know, for some of my stuff. Because that's what couples

Xander: "So, now, how did that work? Women would wish horrible things on their ex-boyfriends, you'd show up and make it happen."
Anya: "That's right. The power of the Wish made me a righteous sword to smite the unfaithful."
Xander: "Well, hey, good luck with that. Hope it works for you."
Anya: "You know, you can laugh, but I have witnessed a millennium of treachery and oppression from the males of the species, and I have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them."
Xander: "Then why are you talking to me?"
Anya: "I don't have a date for the prom."

Anya: "Men are evil. Will you go with me?"
Xander: "One of us is very confused, and I honestly don't know which."

Anya: "Now I have all these "feelings". I don't understand it. I don't like it. All I know is I really want to go to this dance, and I want someone to go with me."
Xander: "Be still my heart. Oh, wait, it is."

Buffy: "Well, at least we all have someone to go with now. Some of us are going with demons, but I think that's a valid lifestyle choice."

Buffy: "So it was blue and sort of short?"
Willow: "Not too short. Medium. And it had this weird sort of fringey stuff on its arms."
Giles: "What's that, a demon?"
Buffy: "A prom dress. That Will was thinking of getting. Can't you ever get your mind out of the Hellmouth?"

Buffy: "I always say a patrol's not complete without a trip to the stinky sewers."
Angel: "I'm sure I saw him come down here."
Buffy: "Couldn't we just let this be the vamp that got away? We could say he was this big."
Angel: "What can I say? I need closure."
Buffy: "You need clothes. You don't have a tuxedo."
Angel: "Since when did patrolling go black tie?"

Angel: "We have more important things to think about right now than a dance, Buffy."
Buffy: "Sorry, Giles!"

Angel: "It's nothing."
Buffy: "No, you have a "something" face."

Angel: "I'm trying to think with my head instead of my heart."
Buffy: "Heart? You have a heart? It isn't even beating."

Buffy: "I want my life to be with you."
Angel: "I don't."

Cordelia: "No dresses, no cellphone, no car. Everything has been taken away because Daddy made a little mistake on his taxes... for the last 12 years."

Oz: "Hey, pause it."
Xander: "Guys, it's just a normal VCR, it doesn't... Oh, wait. It can do pause."

Wesley: "Let me guess. He was quiet, kept to himself, but always seemed like a nice young man."
Oz: "Well, he didn't seem the murderous type, anyway."

Xander: "Well, I just wanted to say that your impersonation of an inanimate object is really coming along."

Buffy: "I'm going to give you all a nice, fun, normal evening, if I have to kill every single person on the face of the earth to do it."
Xander: "Yay?"

Anya: "She wished her husband's head would explode, which was great, except we were standing three feet from him at the time. What a mess. Of course, you know, during the plague, it was always parts falling off, but... that got pretty old since really they pretty much were anyway..."

Anya: "So then this one time, a girl wished that her ex would cannibalize himself. Even I had a hard time watching that one, let me tell you."
Xander: "Cordelia. Wesley. My god in heaven, it's good to see you. How are you both? And details, please."

Xander: "It looks good on you."
Cordelia: "Well, duh!"

Jonathan: "We're not good friends. Most of us never found the time to get to know you. But that doesn't mean we haven't noticed you. We don't talk about it much, but it's no secret that Sunnydale High isn't really like other high schools. A lot of weird stuff happens here.

Student: "Zombies!"
Student: "Hyena people!"
Student: "Snyder!!"

But whenever there was a problem or something creepy happened, you seemed to show up and stop it. Most of the people here have been saved by you, or helped by you at one time or another. We're proud to say that the Class of '99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history. And we know at least part of that is because of you. So the senior class offers its thanks, and gives you, uh, this. It's from all of us, and it has written here: Buffy Summers - Class Protector."

Giles: "You did good work tonight, Buffy."
Buffy: "And I got a little toy surprise."
Giles: "I had no idea that children en masse could be gracious."
Buffy: "Every now and then, people surprise you."