Season 1 quotes

The Puppet Show

Giles: "...Our new fuhrer, Mr. Snyder.
Willow: "I think they call them Principals now.

Giles: "He thought it would behoove me to have more contact with the students. I did try to explain that my vocational choice of librarian was a deliberate attempt to minimize said contact...

Buffy: "Giles, to every generation is born one who must run the annual talentless show. You cannot escape your destiny.
Giles: "If you had any shred of decency, you would have participated, or at least helped.
Buffy: "Nah! I think I'll take on your traditional role, and watch.
Xander: "And mock.
Willow: "And laugh.

Principal Snyder: "I know the three of you will come up with a wonderful act for the school to watch... and mock... and laugh. At.

Willow: "I think dummies are cute. You don't?
Buffy: "Eww. They give me the wig. Ever since I was little.
Willow: "What happened?
Buffy: "I saw a dummy, it gave me the wig. There really wasn't a story there.

Xander: "I have my pride. Okay, so I don't have a *lot* of my pride, but I have enough so that I can't do this.

Willow: "The creep factor is also heightened. It could be anyone. It could be me. *pause* It's not, though.

Cordelia: "All I can think is, "It could have been me."
Xander: "We can dream.

Buffy: "I'm not just some crazy person. I'm the Slayer.
Xander: "The dummy slayer?

Buffy: "Whoever's out there, I'm going to hurt you! Badly! If you'll just give me a minute.