Season 3 quotes

The Wish

Willow: "Isn't he gonna poof?"
Buffy: "I guess these guys don't. We'll have to bury him or
something. Ohh, makes you appreciate vamps, though. No
fuss, no muss."
Xander: "How come Faith was a no-show? I thought mucus-y demons
were her favorites."

Xander: "Well, burial detail aside, does this cap us off for the day?"
Buffy: "You got plans?"
Xander: "I cannot stress enough how much I don't have plans."
Buffy: "No luck reaching Cordelia?"
Xander: "I've left a few messages. 60... 70..."

Buffy: "Focus on school. That's the strong Willow way to heal."
Willow: "Actually, I was more thinking Oz will be there and I can beg
for forgiveness."
Buffy: "That works, too."
Willow: "I want to be strong Willow. But then I think I may never get
to be close to Oz again, and it's like all the air just goes
out of the room."

Harmony: "But, it was smart - you know, the injury thing? You take a
week off, let everybody forget about the temporary insanity
that was Xander Harris?"
Cordelia: "Xander who?"

Girl: You know what you have to do - start dating. Get back on
the horse."
Cordelia: "Oh, absolutely! I am ready to ride."
Harmony: "Then I have just the stallion - he's so you."
Jonathan: (slurp)
Harmony: "I'm pretty sure he won't cheat on you. At least not for a while.
Plus, he's got a kill moped!"

Cordelia: "No way! I wish us into bizarro-land, and you guys are
still together?! I cannot win!"
Xander: "Probably not. But I'll give you a head start."
Willow: "I love this part!"
Xander: "You love all the parts."

Xander: "'Gotta get Buffy here." Isn't that what they called the Slayer?"
Willow: "Hmm, Buffy. Ooh, scary."
Xander: "Someone has to talk to her people. That name is striking
fear in nobody's hearts."

Buffy: "Why don't I just put a stake through her heart?"
Giles: "She's not a vampire."
Buffy: "Well, you'd be surprised how many things that'll kill."

Buffy: "You're taking an awful lot on faith here, Jeeves."
Giles: "Giles."

Angel: "What's the plan?"
Buffy: (shows stake) "Don't fall on this."

Cordelia: "I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale."
Anyanka: "Done."
Cordelia: "That would be cool. No, wait. I wish Buffy Summers had never
been born."
Anyanka: "Done!"
Cordelia: "And I wish that Xander Harris never again knows the touch of
a woman. And that Willow wakes up tomorrow covered in monkey hair."
Anyanka: "Done!"
Cordelia: "In fact, I wish all men, except maybe the dumb and the really
agreeable kind, disappeared off the face of the earth. That
would be so cool! Or maybe..."