Season 1 quotes

Xander: "Ooh, stretchy! Where was I?"
Willow: "You were pretending that seeing scantily-clad girls in revealing
postures was a spiritual experience."
Xander: "Who said I was pretending?"

Giles: "That's the thrill of living on the Hellmouth. There's a virtual cornucopia of fiends and devils and ghould to engage! Pardon me for seeing the glass half full."

Buffy: "You guys don't have to get involved."
Xander: "What do you mean? We're a team. Aren't we a team?"
Willow: "Yeah, you're the Slayer. We're, like, the Slayerettes."

Xander: "I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away."

Xander: "That's why you're so cool! You're like a guy! You're my guy friend that knows about girl stuff."
Willow: "Oh great. I'm a guy."

Giles: "Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?"
Willow: "Maybe because they met her? Did I say that?"

Xander: "We're right behind you, only further back."