Season 2 quotes

When She Was Bad

Xander: "Oh, okay, I got one. 'It's a mad house! A mad--'"
Willow: "Planet of the Apes!"
Xander: "Can I finish, please?"
Willow: "Oh, sorry, go ahead."
Xander: "'...house!'"

Buffy: "So how did you guys fare? Did you have any fun without me?"
Willow: "Yes." Xander: "No."
Xander: "Well, our summer was kinda' yawnworthy. Our biggest excitement
was burying the Master."

Hank: "You know, at least when she was burning stuff down, I knew what to
say."

Snyder: "One day, the campus is completely bare, empty. The next, there are children everywhere...like locusts. Crawling around, mindlessly bent on feeding and mating. Destroying everything in sight in their relentless, pointless desire
to exist."
Giles: "Well, I do enjoy these pep talks. Have you ever considered, given your abhorrence of children, that school principal was not, perhaps, your true vocation?"

Giles: "How was your summer?"
Ms. Calendar: "Extreme. I did Burning Man in Black Rock. Oh, such a great
festival. They had drum rituals, mobile sculptures, raves, naked mud dances. You would have just--hated it with a fiery passion."
Giles: "Uh, I--I can't imagine finding any redeeming, uh...naked?"
Ms. Calendar: "Mmm. And you probably spent all summer with your nose in a book."
Giles: "Yes. I suppose you consider that frightfully dull."
Ms. Calendar: "Depends on the book."

Willow: "Giles!"
Xander: "Yo, G-Man! What's up?"
Giles: "Nice to see you, and don't ever call me that."

Willow: "Buffy killed a vampire last night."
Buffy: "Uh, I think you can get a little more volume if you speak from the
diaphragm."
Willow: "Sorry."

Giles: "The mystical energy that emanates from it is still concentrated in this area."
Xander: "Which means we're still the undead's favorite party town."

Buffy: "You're the Watcher, I just work here."
Giles: "Yes. I must consult my books."
Xander: "Oh, 8 minutes and 33 seconds, pay up. I called 10 minutes before
you'd consult your books about something. Thank you."

Xander: "Dreams are meaningful."
Willow: "Sheesh, tell me about it. The other night, I dreamt that Xander--uh, it
wasn't Xander. I-In fact, it wasn't me. It was a friend's dream, and she doesn't remember it."

Buffy: "So, is this a social call? It is kinda' late...or, well, it is for me, anyway. What is it for you, lunch hour?"
Angel: "It's not a social call."
Buffy: "Ah, so let me guess. That means grave danger. Gosh, it's good to be home."
Angel: "I'm sorry, I wish I had better news."
Buffy: "So, some of your cousins are in town for a family barbecue, and we're all on the menu."

Xander: "Oh, hey, did you guys hear that Cibo Matto's gonna' be at the Bronze tonight?"
Willow: "Cibo Matto? They're playing?"
Xander: "No, Willow, they're gonna' be clog dancing."
Willow: "Cibo Matto can clog dance?! Oh, sarcasm, right."

Cordelia: "Oh, look, it's the Three Musketeers."
Buffy: "Was that an insult?"
Xander: "It kinda' lacked punch."
Willow: "The Three Musketeers were cool."
Cordelia: "I see your point."
Xander: "I would've gone with Stooges."
Cordelia: "Well, I just meant that you guys always hang out together. So, did you guys fight any demons this summer?"
Willow: "Uh, yes, our own personal demons."
Xander: "Uh, such as--as--as lust and, um, thrift."
Buffy: "I would have to go with Stooges also."
Cordelia: "What are you guys talking about? I'm talking about big, squiggly
demons that come from the ground. Remember? Prom Night? With all the
vampires?"
Buffy: "Cordelia, your mouth is open. Sound is coming from it. This is never
good."

Willow: "You haven't been talking about our little adventure all summer, have you?"
Cordelia: "Are you nuts? You think I would tell people that I spent the whole
evening with you?"

Cordelia: "Your secret's safe with me."
Buffy: "Well, that works out great. You won't tell anyone that I'm a Slayer, and I won't tell anyone you're a moron."
Xander: "Now that was a good insult."

Buffy: "Look, Angel, I'm sorry if I was supposed to spend the summer mooning over you, but I didn't. I moved on...to the living."

Buffy: "Let's dance."
Xander: "Ohhhhh-kay."

Cordelia: "Buffy? You're really campaigning for bitch of the year, aren't you?"
Buffy: "As defending champion, you nervous?"
Cordelia: "I can hold my own. You know, we've never really been close, which is nice, 'cause I don't really like you that much, but..."

Willow: "She's possessed!"
Giles: "Possessed?"
Willow: "That's the only explanation that makes any sense. I mean, you should have seen her last night. That wasn't Buffy."
Xander: "Are we overlooking the idea that she may be very attracted to me?"Willow and Giles: "..."
Xander: "She's possessed."
Giles: "Possessed by what?"
Willow: "A...possessing thing

Buffy: "'Come to the Bronze before it opens, or we make her our meal.'"
Xander: "They're gonna' cook her dinner? Oh, pretend I didn't say that."

Buffy: "You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry. Is that an offensive term? Should I say
'Undead American'?"

Angel: "We need you to distract the vampires."
Buffy: "Right."
Angel: "What are you gonna' do?"
Buffy: "I'm gonna' kill them all. That ought to distract them."