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Review of Episode 20, Season 5
"The Girl in Question"
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Angel: Just admit it: you think you're gonna ride in, save the day, and sweep Buffy off her-- Spike: Like you're not thinking the same thing. Angel: I'm already seeing somebody. Spike: What, dog girl? Wesley: Illyria. Perhaps you should return to the lab. Illyria: I do not bend to your wishes. Wesley: I'm not asking you to. Merely suggesting that more tests might lead to knowledge of how to help you function. Illyira: I go because it suits me. Lorne: Whew. Ah, too bad that whirly-jig thing didn't suck the sass out of her. Angelus: (re: The Immortal) He's my archnemesis. Darla: Ohh. Darling. It was just fornication. Really great fornication. Spike: She's glowing, mate. Angelus: She isn't. Darla: Little bit. Spike: Best fit you for a pair to antlers. Been made for a right cuckold, you have. Drusilla: Time for another pony ride? Spike: Son of a bitch! Angel: Huh? Oh, yeah, here it comes. The part where you run off alone and play the big hero so Buffy'll take you back. Well, news flash, Blondie Bear: never gonna happen. Spike: Look! I know I don't have a shot with her, all right? Probably never did, but I still care about her, and I'm not gonna let her end up with a jerk like The Immortal. Or you. Angel: Well, ours is a forever love. Spike: I had a relationship with her, too. Angel: OK, sleeping together is not a relationship. Spike: It is if you do it enough times. Ilona Costa Bianchi: Ciao! Benvenuti! Weclome! Ah, Spike. Ha ha ha. Oh! You are the very meaning of handsome. You take my breath away. Ah I have no breath. Ha ha ha! And you, what an honor. The great Angelus. Angel: Actually, it's just Angel. Ilona Costa Bianchi: Ah, yes, of course. The gypsies, they gave you your soul. The gypsies are filthy people. (spits) And we shall speak of them no more. Angel: I helped saved the world, you know. Spike: Like I haven't. Angel: Yeah, but I've done it a lot more. Spike: Oh, please. Angel: Closed the Hellmouth. Spike: I've done that. Angel: Yeah, you wore a necklace. You know, I helped kill The Mayor and, uh, and Jasmine and-- Spike: Do those really count as savin' the world? Angel: I stopped Acathla. That saved the world. Spike: Buffy ran you through with sword. Angel: Yeah, but I made her do it. I signaled her with my eyes. Spike: She killed you. I helped her! That one counts as mine. Andrew: Dude, seriously, I thought of all those things, but turns out Buffy fell for The Immortal on her own, and--and now she's happy. That's it. Angel: But she's not finished baking yet. I gotta wait till she's done baking, you know, till she finds herself, 'Cause that's the drill. Fine. I'm waitin' patiently, and meanwhile, The Immortal's eatin' cookie dough! (sighs) Andrew: Uh, Spike, is Angel crying? Spike: No! Not yet. Illyria: (as Fred) Wes? Are you, like...mad at me or something? Wesley: Stop it. Illyria: Isn't it what you desire? I mean...you love me, I love you. What's the big deal? Wesley: I loved her. Illyria: You loved this. And a part of you still does. I can feel it in you. I...wish to explore it further. Wesley: Never. You...like this. It sickens me. Illyria: (as Fred) Oh, lord. We both know that ain't true. Wesley: Stop it! Change back. Be blue. Be anything. Don't be her. Don't ever be her.
Quotes by Staff Writer, BCangel
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