Written by: Vampire Sedet
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Spike rolled over as he was wakened by a strange sound. He opened
his eyes to look at Buffy and saw her with a smile on her face. Just
as he was about to touch her shoulder and say something she started
to giggle.
"What the…" he mused.
Then her giggling became a little bit louder. He then realized that
she was still fast asleep.
"Buffy," he said quietly at first. "Buffy," this time
a little
louder as he gently shook her shoulder.
Suddenly she woke startled by a big laugh and noticed that it was
coming from her. She looked at her surroundings then stared up at a
bewildered Spike with a glint of curiosity in his eyes. He looked at
the clock on her nightstand then back at her, it was just after 3:30
am.
"Was there somethin' amusin' going on in your head Pet?"
She looked at him with humour in her eyes and said, "You won't
believe this dream I just had." She rolled over to face him and
propped her pillow up to get a better view of his beautifully
chiseled features.
"I had this dream that I was going for this test to become a Vampire."
"And that was hilarious?" he asked confused.
"Well, not at first, no. But the funny thing is that I had to go for
these interviews. Like a job sorta thing."
"Maybe it was something you ate?" he teased. "You know what
that can
do to you before you go to bed. I should know, I`ve done it many a
nights in my day." He shivered at the thought. "I once
dreamt that
I was volunteering for a blood clinic and Drusilla was on my back
like on a horse an' danglin' blood bags in front of my nose as if
they were carrots. I didn't know why but my hands were tied and I
couldn't reach them. And there was my soddin' poof of a sire asking
me if I wanted to go to the beach. Bloody aggravatin' if you ask
me. Learned my lesson, I did."
Buffy slapped him playfully on the arm and said, "You are weird! Will
you just listen? Anyway, so I go for these interviews and who is
interviewing me? Willow, Tara, Giles, and my Mom." She reached
over to her nightstand to get a drink of water before she continued.
"So in the interview I have to prove to them that I deserve to be turned.
I tell them that I have always had a fascination with vampires ever since I was
a little girl reading Anne Rice and Bram Stoker's Dracula plus all the movies
that I have on
video. So I have done all of my research which would make me a good
candidate for becoming a vampire." She started to giggle again just
at the thought of telling the details of her dream to Spike.
"Get on wit' it, I would like to get back to sleep ya know," he told
her as he tickled her rib cage.
"Ok! Ok!" she laughed. "So anyway, I leave the office and I
am walking down this sidewalk, when all of a sudden Xander comes up to me and
says, "Congratulations, you're in". I thought *Wow that's all
it takes?* of course anything can happen in your subconscious."
"It's a little bit more involved than that luv," Spike drawled with a
sexy grin on his face. Buffy looked at his lips and was thinking of
kissing him at that moment, but then she didn't want to lose her
train of thought.
"Stop that!" she teased as she felt his hand moving in slow circles on
her stomach and hip. "Let me finish my story. Now where was
I?"
"Xander came up to you and said you were in," he said slightly
exasperated. He was getting turned on, by listening to her story about
being turned. He often thought of what she would look like in
game face. It brought his attention back to her mouth since he realized
that she was talking again.
"Yeah, and then I was handed these two bottles. One was like a bottle
of cough syrup, and the other was a bottle of pills, ya know in the clear
container you would get with a prescription of antibiotics or something?
Well I remember looking at the bottles and reading the labels. Get
this!" she giggled. "The first bottle read `Vampire Vitamins:
Elixir for the Undead'!" Right then, Buffy couldn't contain the laughter
that had been building throughout this reiteration of her dream.
Spike started to laugh at what he had just heard come out of her mouth.
"Elixir for the Undead?" he cried. "You've got to be bloody
kiddin' me!"
When Buffy had calmed a bit she wiped the tears from her eyes and asked:
"Do you wanna know what the other bottle said?"
"I can't wait to hear it." He stared at her, afraid of another
outburst.
"Well I don't think it's as funny as the Elixir for the Undead, but it was
a bottle of pills with a tag explaining that it was a vitamin B complex to be
taken once a day with nightly feeding until
finished. Fresh Blood Only!" she said and started to laugh again.
"Ya know, I didn't know that vampires were so health conscious," she
mused. "Do you have a good benefits plan that I don't know
about?"
The couple started off again with thunderous laughter, until they were too tired
and Buffy's face and stomach hurt from all the effort. She curled up
against Spike and they slowly went back to sleep with periodic giggles coming
from both of them every now and again. Then there was just the sound of
one steady heartbeat in slumber.
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*~*~ Chapter 8 ~*~*
The next day Buffy walked into the Magic Box to see her watcher and friends
gathered doing research on the Bolvarga demon.
"So, any more news on this Bulgaria demon?" Buffy asked the gang.
"Bolvarga demon, and yes, you got here just in time." Giles replied.
"We have found that this demon needs the organs of young children to
survive and we have noticed that a few children's hospitals in the San Francisco
area have been in the news for mysterious brutal killings of children."
Giles explained.
"So where's my plane ticket and when does my flight leave for San
Francisco?" Buffy stated taking charge.
"Well, since you have asked. I would like you and Spike to go to San
Francisco as soon as the sun sets. The flight is about 1 hour & 20
minutes so I will give you the maps of the area that this creature has been
attacking. Buffy, you must kill it by beheading it." Giles enforced.
"Well, how do I clear my weapons through airport security check? I'm
sure I won't run into the customs genie to grant us passage with my nice sharp
axe here?" She said sarcastically.
"That's where I come in." Willow interjected. "I will
provide a spell for your weapons. When they go through the x-ray, they
will look like tennis rackets and other sports equipment.
"Wow! That's great… But what about Dawn…? Who will stay
with her while both my mom and I are out of the city? My mom doesn't
come home for another week." Buffy asked.
"Don't worry Buffy, she can stay with us, until you get back."
Tara replied.
"Okay then, all is set… All I need is my boyfriend to put on some
sunscreen and we can get going." Buffy confirmed the remaining details with
Giles to learn of the Bolvarga's patterns, strengths and weaknesses. She
got some of the weapons that she would need as Willow did the spell.
"Buffy, this spell should last 72 hours, so hopefully you will be back by
then… If not you can call me and I will tell you what to do." Willow
explained.
"Alrighty then… I'm off. Take care of Dawn, and if you need me, you know
where I'll be. Buffy replied.
"Ah Buffy?" Giles stated, "Do be careful."
" I will, besides, I have a vampire on my side." The slayer smiled
warmly, then turned and walked out the door.