Here's a collection of my favorite pun's from the slayer herself
Season 1 Pun's
Now, we can do this the hard way, or... well, actually there's just the hard way.
(Welcome to the Hellmouth)
We haven't been properly introduced. I'm Buffy, and you're history!
(Never Kill a Boy on the First Date)
Scary! I'll tell you something, though. There are a lot scarier things than you. And I'm one of them.
(Nightmares)
Didn't your mom teach you? Don't play with your food.
(The Pack)
I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you.
(Prophecy Girl)
Master: You were destined to die! It was written!
Buffy: What can I say? I flunked the written.
(Prophecy Girl)
Season 2 Pun's
So, are you gonna kill me or are we just making small talk?
(When She Was Bad)
Now you let everyone out, or your girlfriend fits in an ashtray.
(Lie to Me)
Does 'rest in peace' have no sanctity to you people? Oh, I forgot. You're not a people.
(What's My Line Part 1)
Thanks for the wakeup, but I'll stick with my clock radio.
(What's My Line Part 1)
You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend!
(What's My Line Part 2)
It's your lucky day, Spike. Two Slayers, no waiting.
(What's My Line Part 2)
How about you let the door hit you in the ass on the way out of town?
(Phases)
I have had a *really* bad day, okay? If you have information worth hearing, then I am grateful for it.
If you're gonna crack jokes, then I'm gonna pull out your ribcage and wear it as a hat.
(Becoming (Pt 2)
Season 3 Pun's
I'm Buffy. The Vampire Slayer. And you are...?
(Anne)
Didn't anyone ever warn you about playing with pointy sticks? It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.
(Dead Man's Party)
Alright, ten more minutes of chanting and then you guys have to go to bed.
(Amends)
Vampire: I'll kill you for that.
Buffy: For that? What were you trying to kill me for before?
(Helpless)
If I was at full Slayer power, I'd be punning right about now.
(Helpless)
You want to get it back from me Dick?
(Graduation Part 2)
Season 4 Pun's
You know that threat gets more frightening every time I hear it.
(The Freshman)
I just thought I'd drop in. Get it? Drop in? Boy, tough room.
(The Freshman)
When you look back at this, in the three seconds it'll take you to turn to dust, I think you'll find the mistake was touching my stuff.
(The Freshman)
That's it? That's all I get? One lame-ass vamp with no appreciation for my painstakingly
thought-out puns. I don't think the forces of darkness are even trying!
(Wild at heart)
You know very well, you eat this late... You're gonna get heartburn. Get it? Heartburn?
(Wild at Heart)
And they say one person can't make a difference.
(Pangs)
Season 5 Pun's
Harmony, when you tried to be head cheerleader, you were bad. When you tried to chair the homecoming committee, you were really bad. But when you try to be bad ... you *suck*.
(The Real Me)
You ever heard the expression, "biting off more than you can chew"? Okay, um, how about the
expression, "Vampire Slayer"? Wow! Never heard that one? Okay, how about, "Oh God, my leg, my leg?"
(The Gift)
You're not the brightest god in the heavens, are you?
(The Gift)
Season 6 Pun's
Not bad. How hard you gonna hit when you're blowin' in the wind?
(Seeing Red)
Season 7 Pun's
Have you ever considered a cool name? I mean, since you?re incorporeal and basically powerless? how about the Taunter?
(Chosen)