I adore the character Skip from season three and four of Angel. I think he's one of the funniest demons that we've encountered and I love how he seems to be a nice guy and then is finally revealed as one of the badies! My favourite skip scene is the first time we meet him in the episode "That Vision Thing". He and Angel have a whole discussion about his journey to work! It’s brilliant! He's such a big tough guy and he looks god dam scary but is always coming out with such funny lines. Here's a collection of my favourite skip quotes:
"Do you have any idea how monstrous a guy has to be before he gets sent to us? We're a very high-end institution."
"My will prevents him from being heard. I mean there is only so many 'oh my god! The pain! Please make it stop!' that you can listen to before it starts to bug the crap out of you."
"Oh, love that flick. When Trinity is all 'dodge this' and the agent just crumples to the and I'm not really instilling any awe anymore, am I?"
"Aw, get out of here. Really. Get out. I've got work."
"Sorry. It's not the end. It's the beginning. You're a great warrior, Cordelia. The battle that we're all a part of is fought on many different planes and dimensions. You've outgrown this one. You've become - a higher being."
"What you're being called to do - transcends love."
"Oh! Angel, geez. Don't they knock in your dimension?"
"Powerful demon Skip at your service. Hey, I—I got some more buffalo wings and, uh, the game's on at five if you want to just... "
"Well, wait. Nobody comes back from paradise. Okay, a Slayer once, but that—"
"Angel, buddy, whatever's going on, I'm telling you true... Not a dupe."
"Not like last time, is it, monkey boy? You know, the worst part about signing on for this gig was having to take a dive when you rescued that runt Billy from his box of fire. I mean, come on! You really think a guy built like this would be so easy to drop? This time we do it for real, champion. This time... you lose."
"Or, what? You'll bleed on me some more? You know, I've always wondered. How many chunks you gotta hack off a vampire before he goes all dust bunny?"
"Hey. Whoa. I'm just a merc. I go where the deal is and not getting stuck in one of those? Bargain. Anybody got a cig?"
"No, Cordelia was chosen to become a higher being because she's such a pure, radiant saint. Puh-lease."
"The only thing you can do. Kill the woman he loves to save the world. Times like this? Really gotta suck being you."
"Wait, wait. Uh, did I say Bu'shundi ? I meant Ru'shundi . It's—it—whole different— Crap."
"End of the world, cupcake— for you."
"What a bunch of pantywaists. If you can't stop little old Skipper, you really think you got a chance against that?"
"What was that you were saying before? Something about infinite agony? Hmm? You mind? I'm trying to work here."