Rating: R-little bit of language and innuendo...just thought I'd keep my ass covered...
Summary: Buffy, stuck in Faith's body, is out for revenge...
Spoilers:'Who Are You'
Disclaimer: I so TOTALLY wish I owned them...do you think I could kill him and claim to be his heir? At least that way the storyline wouldn't ubersuck!!!
Note: This is in response to a challenge issued by Ryan...
Faith in Buffy's body sleeps with Riley and then goes and tries to sleep with Angel but Angel knows it's not Buffy
Bodies get switched back and Buffy beats the shit outta Riley for sleeping with Faith and tells him he shoulda known it wasn't her
Buffy goes to Angel and they have lots and lots of great "back together" sex
Riley walks in on Angel and Buffy and Angel beats him up
A fight between Faith and Buffy
And a great ending...

Riley contemplated his girlfriend. She was different than usual. She wasn't usually this forward...oh well. He let himself get swept away...

Buffy's mouth grinned evily at Riley's obviousness. Faith could barely contain her delight at taking Buffy's boyfriend. Her delight quickly became dismay when she discovered what kind of lover he was...

Riley began to quickly remove her clothes at an attempt to get to her body. Faith grimaced. *How could Buffy stand this guy? All he needs is to look and he's over the edge.* Faith then realized that Buffy wouldn't know that she hadn't really enjoyed it...she ground Buffy's body up against Riley. He groaned. She ripped his clothes from his body.

She kissed her way from his throat and to his chest...lower...lower..

Riley nearly blacked out from the pleasure of his girlfriend's mouth...

Pity Faith couldn't experience the same...

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Buffy watched her body, Faith, screwing her boyfriend. That's what it was. A giggle caught in her throat. She could almost feel sorry for Faith. She knew what kind of lover Riley was. If only it wasn't her body being put through all of that again...

It was time for her revenge. Buffy went to L.A...

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Angel Investigations

Two hours later...

Buffy walked into Angel Investigations not feeling a moment's concern. She knew that there was o way that Angel wouldn't recognize her, for they were soul mates and would eternally know the other...

Angel looked up. It was almost as if Buffy were there. He got out of his chair and walked into the main room, standing there was...Buffy? Faith?

Something wasn't right. Standing before him was Faith, but something inside him screamed, 'Buffy!'. His heart leapt..."Buffy?"

She smiled, "Angel, you recognized me. I knew you would." Then she ran into his arms. Angel held her tightly. It WAS Buffy.

He looked down at her, concerned. "What happened? Why are you occupying Faith's body? Does she have yours?"

Buffy scowled. "Yeah, she's using my body all right! Using it to screw my so-called boyfriend into oblivion...!" Buffy looked up at him, her eyes pleading. "Please, Angel, I need my body back. Hers just isn't the same. It's so used and...ugh."

She screwed up her face.

Angel transformed, feeling for her, wanting to kill Faith and this boy for hurting his Buffy...

"We have to get her here. We'll find a way to reverse this and then we get rid of her...deal?"

"Deal!" Buffy looked determined.

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Faith looked up at the building...

So, this is the infamous Angel Investigations...

Faith looked down at her body...Buffy's body and couldn't help the anticipation crawling up her spine at the thought of screwing the undead babe inside. he'll never be able to resist this body...

Everything that once belonged to her sister Slayer would be hers...

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Angel sensed that Faith was outside, he could always sense a Slayer. He motioned Buffy downstairs so that he could find out what Faith had planned. She confidently walked into the office so Angel decided to play along...

"Buffy, what are you doing here?" He asked using his most tortured voice.

She smiled at him, "Willow. She just found out that the curse on your soul is permanent...we can be together."

Angel took on a look of wonder, but thought, Lying bitch! How could she think that just because she wears Buffy's face I would welcome her?

Angel considered his options. If he could get Faith downstairs, he and Buffy could overpower her and switch back their bodies...it wouldn't be that hard...

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10 minutes later...

Angel was busy trying to hold down Faith's arm long enough to chain her...God she's strong! He had forgotten that he was fighting Buffy's body which meant that she had added strength. Buffy was also having trouble trying to chain the other arm.

Finally, Buffy decided that this wasn't working, so she quickly let go of Faith's arm and seeing that Angel would be able to handle her for a few seconds, she grabbed the nearest weapon hanging on the wall and smashed Faith over the head with it. She was out cold.

Both Buffy and Angel winced as they realized that it was Buffy that would have the monster headache when she switched back bodies with Faith.

They quickly got setup. They chained Faith to the wall so that they could do the ritual when she awoke. Then they called the Watcher's Council...

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An hour later...

Faith and Buffy were back in their own bodies and Faith was certainly not happy about it. The Watcher's Council were taking her down from the wall, ready to take her back to England so that she could face punishment.

Predictably, Faith broke away from the Council members who had been restraining her. She immediately went for Buffy. Buffy, anticipating this, grabbed the same weapon she had used last time and swung it at the other girl as hard as she could...

Faith went down fast. Buffy couldn't resist a Slayer pun, "That's payment for the monster headache I have, I hope you enjoy it."

Just then, Riley walked into Angel Investigations. He had been told what had happened to Buffy from Xander and Willow and was ashamed of what had occurred between him and the Slayer who had been temporarily housed in his girlfriend's body.

Buffy saw him enter. She was livid! She started growling almost. She headed toward Riley and started pounding in to him. She hit him in his precious face, "That was for sleeping with my body when I wanted us to cool it!", she hit him in the stomach, "That was for not recognizing that it wasn't me in there!", finally, she kneed him in the groin. "And THAT was for being such a sucky lover!"

Then she walked off...

Angel followed her.

Riley took a seat in the nearest chair and held his aching jaw. He was so worried that she had permanently marred his beautiful face that he had discarded the rest...

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Buffy and Angel went to his bedroom, they had to talk. Buffy looked at Angel, wondering what she was going to say. How could she tell him that even though Faith had thought she was lying, she had been telling the truth...Angel's soul was permanent. It wasn't always like that and Willow hadn't only just found out.

It was Buffy. SHE had done it. She had gone to the magic shop and gathered the supplies, she was the one who found the spell to bind his soul and she was the only one who could perform it. So she did...

Now, how to tell Angel...just spit it out! He's not going to be angry, you idiot! He'll be happy! Guess that's one way to test it out!

"What's so funny, Buffy?" Angel had noticed the little smile playing on her lips.

She looked confused for a second..."Huh? Oh. Well, umm, Faith was telling the truth when she said your soul was a permanent thing...I was listening to the conversation. I found a spell and I cast it. I was the only one who could...are you happy?"

She looked up at him then, that was when she noticed the tears in his eyes...

He swept her up into his arms and carried her to the bed...

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Riley looked up from his musings...he'd set his girlfriend straight! He'll have her begging to sleep with him again! He was a brilliant lover, everyone said so! Even his mother!

Riley charged in the direction the couple had disappeared into. He kept on until he found his girlfriend..

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...in bed with another man...

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkkkk!!!!!!" Riley screamed!

Angel, busy making love to his 'wife', didn't see Riley until it was too late. His face took on its demonic form when he realized that not only had this man slept with his Buffy, but he was also interrupting their 'back together' sex and he wouldn't stop staring at her! That did it!

Angel leapt out of the bed and charged toward his beloved's perverted ex-boyfriend. He slammed Riley up against the wall as Buffy looked on from the bed, smiling. Angel grabbed Riley's precious face and slammed it over and over into the brick wall, knowing that not only would it knock sense into him, but when it had, Riley would be well and truly out of the picture...

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Angel lay in bed with his Buffy. And she WAS his once more...

It had been three days since they had gotten back together and they had rarely left the room let alone the bed...

Life was perfect in the land of Buffy and Angel once more, so all of the B/A 'shippers could go back to their peaceful existences and stop having those violent tendencies and al live happily ever after...

Oh my GOD! I can't believe that I just wrote that! I am in such a weird mood!
Okay, feedback would be greatly appreciated, I won't even mind if you thought it was the craziest thing I have ever written, coz it probably is! lol

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