My screwed up attempt to deal with the torture that is the evil Joss man. This is the South Park movie's "Blame Canada" rewritten to blame Joss. HAHAHA!! Yes, Cass I have cracked!!

Sheila: Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?

Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?

Sheila: NO, blame Joss Whedon
Everyone: Blame Joss Whedon
Sheila: With all his beady little eyes
And his flappin head so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Joss Whedon
Blame Joss Whedon
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's all Joss's fault!

Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the clan!

Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Joss Whedon
Everyone: Blame Joss Whedon
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Joss Whedon came along
Everyone: Blame Joss Whedon
Blame Joss Whedon
Some Guy: He's not even a real person anyway

Mrs. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck no!

Everyone: Blame Joss Whedon
Blame Joss Whedon
Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabbalooo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Joss Whedon
Shame on Joss
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame him and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusss

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