Note: Told from God's POV. An extremely silly fic that I wrote when it was really late.
disclaimer: DO NOT OWN THEM, WILL NEVER OWN THEM.

Riley Finn was walking along one day, singing "Girls Just Wanna Fun" tunelessly. "LALA!" he trilled. "And girls just wanna have fun!! Oh, girls just wanna have fun!! That's all they really want!!"

Oh god! Oh the humanity. It was awful!! Everyone who was near him (and those who weren't) didn't know whether to faint to the ground with bleeding ears, or puke at the fish's ugliness.

The evil corn demon had to be stopped!! Oh the humanity!! The torture can't be endured much longer!

(Not even by me, and I'm God. Supposed to love all things)

Please.

Even I have my limits.

What?

Oh, right back to the story.

Anyway, just as the evil corn demon was making everyone around him wither and die, out popped . . .

That's right!! Super-Buffy!!

And every single B/A shipper on the planet!!

Evil Fish let out a truly manly (*extreme heavy sarcasm*) yelp, and asked (in that manly voice he has that everyone loves), "AH!!! What are you gonna do to me? I'm blond, and I'm beautiful, and great in bed!"

Super-Buffy laughed in his face.

"You're kidding, right? Please! Your dick is the size of my peanut!"

Riley's lip quivered, and he asked pitifully, bravely (SARCASM!!!) trying to hold back the tears, "No, it's not! You loved me! You were all over me!"

Super-Buffy snorted (and did I mention she was even wearing the awesome Supergirl suit??) and chuckled. "Give me a break, corn demon. I was pretending you were Angel the whole time. Which really didn't work."

Super-Buff's pager beeped, and she checked it saying, "I'm sorry, demon, but my work here is done. I must go save another lost soul." She smirked evilly. (I might add, as a side note that she was actually flying off to fuck Angel, who I think every girl on the planet will agree is extremely fuckable) "I'll leave you here with your-" She glanced at the millions of die-hard B/A fans. "Fans."

Super-Buffy flew off, leaving Riley with his *cough* fans.

What happened next, you ask?

As the title suggests, "Riley Gets Bitch-Slapped", Riley got slapped.

By a bunch of bitches.

After he was severely black and blue, they brought out the sporks of death.

And I did nothing to intervene.

I'm sorry, but that guy was a little prick.

Sometimes I hate my job of creating all human beings.

I don't know what I was thinking when I made him.

*sighs* I'll think I'll go see how Moses is doing . . .

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