RATING: PG, maybe more for language.
FEEDBACK: Please!!
SUMMARY: Riley dies. Its short, and it was just to relieve my bordem
NOTES: To Nic, and all the Riley haters! Die Riley Die!

Buffy groaned as she saw Riley walking across the quad towards her. Using her Slayer speed, she ran and hid behind the nearest tree. She watched in horror as Riley walked past whistling some annoying tune and practically skipping. She had a mental picture of him in overalls ,a flannel shirt, muddy boots, a very old straw hat and grass in his teeth. And burst out laughing hysterically. Riley jumped and whirled around, acting like he hadn't just been terrified of the noise.

"Oh, hey Buffy!" he tried to say coolly. It was more squeaky and high pitched. Buffy just shook her head and kept laughing. Riley leant up against a tree.

"Overcome by the R-mans' presence huh?" Buffys laughter stopped instantly. She? Liked him? Uh, EW!

She dusted off her shirt. "No, actually. I was laughing at what a dick you looked like just then."

Riley looked crushed. "Oh, I get it. You've got a guy you have to get rid of to get me then? Don't worry, b-" Buffy's hand flew out and clamped over his mouth.

"Stop right there. I actually *have* a guy. He's currently waiting for me in LA so we can break another table. You know how Xander and Anya are, screwing every chance they get, well, my guys equally as fuckable (Serena corruption! Her word! Bad, bad word. Bad Serena, bad!) . His names Angel, he's an extremely hot, very buff souled vamp. So, Riley, next time you want to dream that I would actually think of you if you weren't actually talking to me," she pushed her hand forward, snapping his neck cleanly. "Well, I guess we won't have to worry about that!"

"Buffy! Look at this!" Willow cried running into their dorm room. Buffy looked up from her book. She took the university paper Willow was holding,

"'Psychology TA, Riley Finn, of Iowa, was tragically killed in a tree-climbing accident yesterday." She looked back at Willow. "You know this papers got it wrong, that wasn't tragic!"

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