Personally, Riley

by Annie

Rating: If you can handle Buffy, you can handle this.
Summary: That would spoil the story! But it's Riley Bashing
Disclaimer: Nothing in this story belongs to me accept the idea. If you want it, you can have it. Just ask. (The Fluff site gets it automatically because they're special and you're not! Ha ha ha! j/k)
Spoilers: All Riley past, present, and future
Notes: I hate Riley more than anything else in this world. I *HATE* him.


Buffy crept slowly into Riley's dorm room. She shut the door and locked it. She looked around the room for anything she could use.

Buffy had known almost everything about Angel, she wanted to know more about Riley. She liked him.

She got to his desk and opened one of the drawers. There was an old, battered leather book inside. A diary!

She took it and walked back out of Riley's room casually.

Buffy had Riley's diary on her bed. She easily snapped the lock off and started to read.

'Feberaree 3, 1986'
Diary-

My name is Riley. I am 6. I live in Iowa, and I milked my ferst cow taday. Ma sed that one day I kood be better than Pa. This is the bestest day of my life.

Persenallie-
Riley

'June 25, 1986'

Diary-
I have been bizy lerning about the farm. I koodent write to you between home skool and farming. My faverit cow is Bessie. She milks reelie good. Ma sed that I milk Bessie better than anywon. I was born fer this.

Persenallie-
Riley

'Agast 18, 1986'

Diary-
Oh diary! Bessie's ded. She was shooted by Pa. They solded her fer cow meet. When I askded Pa why, he sed Bessie was a handeecappded cow. But Bessie was just fine fer me. It was special. No one got Bessie but me. And she got me. She couldn't have been handeecappded if *I* could understande her. Doz that mayke me handeecappded? I thank not!

Persanalliy-
Riley

'November 24, 1990'

Diary-
We moved from Farmville, Iowa to Cowtown, Iowa. It was a big move. After Bessie died, I just never had the heart to write to you anymore, but it's been four years and I think I am finally dealing with the loss. And I've learned how to spell. Ma decided I should go to public school when we got here three years ago. So I've learned a lot. And we got a new cow, Bessie Jr. I call her B.J., because I am not ready to say Bessie's name again. I'm glad I found you in my old toy box. It was getting lonely talking to the hay.

Personally,
Riley

'November 25, 1990'
Today is Thanksgiving! Ma told me to list in this journal the things I am thankful for.
1. Bessie's memory
2. The pictures I have of Bessie
3. The patch of fur that I took from Bessie and put in a jar
4. Living in Iowa and being a farmer
5. My family, even if my Pa kills my pet cow
6. Living is the USA. I pledge to the flag every day

I can smell the turkey. I better go.

Personally,
Riley

'December 25, 1990'

Diary-
Today is Christmas! And guess what, B.J. got a new bell! She mooed so proudly this morning. Tears of pride fell down my cheeks. I love my cow. And Bessie appeared in my dream last night. She told me that she was good and that she was happy in cow heaven. Then I saw her mooing with her cow friends. I know Bessie is happy, so I can be too. And I got a pitchfork! All right!

Personally,
Riley

'January 3, 1992'

Diary-
Today is my 12th birthday. Pa's gonna sneak me into Idaho and get me my tractor's license when I turn 14. For now though, I got a fisher price toy tractor with little farmer men and farm animals. It's really fun. Oh, I love Sue Pickford. She has long red hair and freckles all over her face. And I think she loves me back. One day, me and Sue pickford will milk cows together. And that will be the happiest day of my life.

Personally,
Riley

'February 14, 1992'

Diary-
Today I gave Roses and Chocolates to Sue Pickford. And she gave me cow shaped cookies that she baked herself. Today has been the best valentines ever. I love Sue Pickford.

Personally,
Riley

'March 17, 1992'

Diary-
I love Sue Pickford.

Personally,
Riley

'March 31, 1992'

Diary-
My life is SO unfair! Sue Pickford is moving to California. Her father got transfered because he's in the military, so she has to go. My only love, my soul mate, my cow partner is moving away! I have to go with her! I have to! I love her!
Personally,

Riley

'May 27, 1992'

Diary-
Sue is gone. We shared our first and only kiss in my cow barn and the next day she moved away. She promised to write me though. It can still work.

Personally,
Riley

'June 14, 1996'

Diary-
It takes me a very long time to get over things. Sue Pickford wrote me for about a month before she met a surfer and started to date him. It took my heart a very long time to mend. And we moved again. This time it was to Pitchfork, Iowa. And I lost you, which is another reason I haven't written in almost four years. Only when I went through all my box of Sue Pickford memories did I find you. Must've put you in there by mistake. There is a strange Military group here in Pitchfork, and they gave me a flier. Something about joining. I'll have to check it out. Right now, I just want to go milk B.J., who's getting old. I'm worried she'll die.

Personally,
Riley

'October 13, 1999'
Entry of Agent Riley Finn, code name Lilac One. I have been in the Initiative for 3 years now. We hunt and kill supernatural beings. Leaving Iowa was hard. Moving the Initiative to California was even harder. We succeeded, and Sunnydale has proved to produce some very interesting demons. That's not the only thing that it can produce. I think I'm falling for Buffy Summers. Sue Pickford is of the past. Buffy is now. I like her. And B.J. is still living. She must be waiting to see me one last time!

Personally,
Riley

That was Riley's last entry. Buffy couldn't believe he had managed to fill his whole life in 13 diary entries. Wasn't his life interesting? Buffy had so many journals and diaries, most of them filled with things about Angel.

Angel...

Buffy found a pen on her desk and opened up Riley's diary.

'January 24, 2000'
Agent Lilac One-

My condolances on your cow. And Sue. Is that just your life, a girl and a cow? I'm sorry flower child but that's really sad. So some slut broke your heart and a stupid mooing animal gave you some milk and died. I'm *sooo* sorry. Not. Let me tell you about heartache. Loving someone and being with them, hurting them, and then knowing you can never be with them again because of circumstances beyond your control. I'm sorry, but you know nothing about pain. And you *were* out of line when you talked about my past. You know *nothing* about my past. You don't know pain and fear of *anything*. You're a corn-fed pansy boy who has no idea about anything. Go back to Iowa and milk your ancient cow. And I *don't* like you, I was just on the rebound. So I'm going now, to LA. Sorry if you didn't want me to read your diary. No, actually I'm not.

Personally,
Buffy

Buffy put it back in Riley's room, left a note for Willow and headed for LA.

And a little while later, Riley's sobbing echoed through the halls of UCSunnydale.

And after that, Buffy and Angel were together forever.

The End

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