DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters, locations or puns; they're all property of Joss Whedon, Mutant enemy and others that, too bad, don't happen to be me.
FEEDBACK: Makes the world go round.
SUMMARY: Sillyfic, Scooby gang + Angel gang going to six flags Holland
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I choose this writing style, cause it's better for a sillyfic. This is a sillyfic, don't take it too serious, okay? For feedback on the fic, crops15@hotmail.com
AUTHOR'S NOTE 2: I hate Riley.
DISTRIBUTION: Remember Faith? Want, take, have, just let me know where it is (oh, and if you wanna post it on any site, please do so! But I still wanna know)
RATING: Ermmm, I dunno, Idiotic? No violence or X-rated stuff.
SPECIAL THANKS TO: Nick, for giving me great ideas all the time. And all the characters for cooperating.
SPECIAL HATE TO: Nick, for always nagging with ideas. And all the characters for whining about the fic.

In every generation there's at least one, they alone can kick the asses of the badguys, creeps and mock Riley, they are the scoobies.

Screen fades in.

We see the die-hard Scooby core walk through the Magicbox, Anya is watching them from behind the counter.

ANYA; "What are you doing?

WILLOW; "Walking"

ANYA; "Why?"

XANDER; "Dunno, that writer guy said so"

ANYA; "Oh, Can't he make you stop?"

They stopped walking.

ANYA; "Thanks! Now give me money!"

Nothing happens, Oh, wait, Giles walks in.

ANYA; "He's not money, make him leave!"

GILES; "What?"

BUFFY; "Nothing, we were just talking about taking some time off and go on a holiday"

XANDER; "I don't remember"

BUFFY; "I know, that guy made me say that"

XANDER; "Can we stop talking about you now, writer guy?"

WRITER; "Okay, but go on a holiday tour through Europe, okay?"

ANYA; "Why?"

WRITER; "Because the title is: the scoobies go Europe, why would I call it like that if you don't even go there?"

BUFFY; "Cool! So, who's gonna fund this trip?"

WRITER; "In this fic everything's free, no money, so no problem!"

ANYA; "What!? No money!?"

WRITER; "Okay, okay, Angel's rich, I'll make him come too"

Angel walks in the magic shop.

ANGEL; "Alone?"

Okay, okay, Cordy, Wesley and Gunn follow.

BUFFY; "Hey! The sun's shining, how come you didn't fry?"

WRITER; "Hey! This is my first sillyfic, so stop it! Do you want him to fry? I'm trying to get you two back together, you know"

BUFFY; "But, Riley's my boyfriend, can you make me dump him?"

WRITER; "Sure!"

Riley comes in, Buffy dumps him.

RILEY; "Wait a minute! you can't just dump me in some sort of narration!"

WRITER; "Sure she can, it's my fic"

RILEY; "She'd never dump me, the only way the two of us can break up is when one of us dies"

Riley trips and falls on his head, he dies.

BUFFY; "Thanks!"

Tara comes in.

TARA; "Hey, is that Riley?"

WILLOW; "Yes"

TARA; "Is he?"

WILLOW; "Yes"

TARA; "YAY!!"

BUFFY; "That about sums it up"

ANGEL; "Now that everyone's here, shouldn't the prologue be over?"

WRITER; "Oh, sorry, forgot"

Fade to the theme song.

We hear the Buffy the vampire slayer theme song while we see the entire gang having major fun burying Riley. After that, we see them headbanging on the rest of the tune.

Fade back in to the magic shop

BUFFY; "Cool, I didn't know I had my own theme song"

Spike comes in.

SPIKE; "Hey! You forgot me"

ANGEL; "No we didn't"

SPIKE; "You wanted to leave me behind, right?"

ANGEL; "Of course"

SPIKE; "Well, I'm coming along for the trip"

ANGEL; "No you're not"

WRITER; "Yes he is"

ANGEL; "Why?"

WRITER; "Well, he has cool hair, wears a cool leather jacket. Oh god, I sound just like Dawn, he's just coming along!"

ANGEL; "Or else what?"

WRITER; "I'll resurrect Riley"

Angel sees that he's powerless against this guy and walks outside to cool off a little, he forgets that the writer isn't stupid and doesn't make the same mistake twice, so the sun sets him on fire. He runs back inside and puts out the fire.

ANGEL; "Bastard!"

Riley walks in through the back door.

ALL; "Nooooooooooo"

XANDER; "This is all your fault, deadboy!"

WRITER; "Be good and I'll let him die again"

XANDER; "Wait a minute, I thought you'd stay out of this"

Writer leaves.

ALL; "YAY!!"

Writer hears this and decides to annoy them all by letting Dawn have a little role too. Dawn comes inside.

ALL; "Nooooooooooo"

DAWN; "I wanna go and sleep over at my friend's home for as long as you go to Europe"

ALL; "YAY!!"

Dawn leaves.

BUFFY; "Shouldn't we start packing?"

We fade into a cut scene where we see everyone pack their bags with their coolest clothes and gadgets, then we see Riley crying because his picture of Bessie (His cow back on his farm in Iowa) is missing.

RILEY; "Sniff, sniff"

BUFFY; "I'm sorry for your picture of Bessie"

RILEY; "Hey! how do you know what picture it is?"

BUFFY; "Errm, you told me"

Riley looks down to the ground thinking where he saw the picture last time. Behind him, we see Buffy show us the picture, laughing at Riley in silence. Riley doesn't notice anything.

Cut to: the airport.

Two cars arrive, stuffed full with vampires, scoobies and the Angel gang. Spike jumps out of Giles' convertible covered in a blanket and runs into the building.

XANDER; "Shoot! He made it, couldn't you park a little further from the entrance?"

Angel and his gang step out of their car. Somehow, Angel doesn't combust, they walk towards Giles' car and together, they walk inside.

SPIKE; "What the, why the bleedin' hell didn't you fry?"

ANGEL; "Well, the sky is filled with clouds, not a single ray of sunlight can come through, no point in running inside like a scared chicken"

SPIKE; "Hmpf"

BUFFY; "Wait a minute, how are we gonna do this in Europe? I mean, the weather is a serious issue"

She hangs on Angel like one of those stupid things you clasp on your car antenna.

WILLOW; "What kind of things?"

Never mind.

So, Angel fishes two rings from his pocket, they look like the ring of Amara (you know, Season four!!!)

ANGEL; "Here, I got these, one for me"

He puts on the ring.

ANGEL; "And one for our Big Bad chiphead"

SPIKE; "Shut up!"

Spike takes the ring and puts it on.

BUFFY; "Hey, I thought there was only one of those!"

ANGEL; "There was, and I destroyed it, but the writer doesn't know a better way to let the two of us walk freely in the sunlight."

TARA; "Wait a minute, where's Riley?"

ALL; "SHHHHHHH!!!"

Riley comes in.

RILEY; "Hey guys, guess what? I brought my diary from the farm back in Iowa, so that means fun stories all flight!!!"

ALL; (very annoyed) "yay"

GILES; "I'm going to go get the tickets, can you watch my luggage?"

BUFFY; "Sure!"

Giles leaves.

BUFFY; "C'mon guys, let's go see how many books he brought!"

XANDER, WILLOW and CORDY; "Cool!"

The four of them start searching through Giles' stuff.

RILEY; "You can't do that, that's private"

BUFFY; "Does anyone care?"

RILEY; "Yeah, I do"

BUFFY; "Does anyone that really matters care?"

Silence.

Some time passes, Giles returns with the tickets.

BUFFY; "267, 268, 269"

GILES; "What are you doing?"

BUFFY; "Watching your luggage"

XANDER; "270!"

SPIKE; "Looks like I win, cough up the dough!"

ALL; "D'oh!"

Cordy gives him 90 bucks.

SPIKE; "Who's bad now, huh?"

GILES; "You were betting on how many books I carry?"

ALL except Riley; "No"

GILES; "Whatever, I got the tickets, we have to go and check in right now if we want to be there in time"

GUNN; "Where we goin' first?"

GILES; "What?"

WESLEY; "Which country are we going to visit first?"

GILES; "Holland"

The gang walks to the aircraft while Riley tells Giles that they were betting on his luggage, miraculously, Riley's seat is as far away from the rest of the gang as possible.

GILES, very badly acting, but Riley falls for it; "Oops"

Cut to: Holland/ The Netherlands.

As the plane lands, a set of ambulances is waiting to take care of all the people that have symptoms of rabies after listening to Riley's stories.

The gang walks out of the airport, Willow and Tara do a spell so everyone's luggage shrinks and they can carry it in their pockets, they forget Riley's luggage but nobody cares about him anyway.

They get on the train.

Cut to: the train.

CORDY; "Where are we going first?"

WILLOW; "Whaddya think? Six flags Holland!"

ALL except Riley; "YAY!!!"

RILEY; "Can't we visit a museum too?"

ALL except Riley; "NO!!!"

RILEY; "Sigh"

CORDY; "Gross! When was the last time you brushed your teeth? I can smell yer breath all the way down here!"

GIRLS; "Eeeew!!!"

RILEY; "Hey! I brush my teeth every month!"

GIRLS; "Giant Eeeew!!!"

Cut to: Six flags Holland.

Angel buys tickets and pays for everyone but Riley.

They all go in, Riley stays behind in the line at the ticket booth.

XANDER; "Cool! Superman the ride!!!"

SPIKE; "Yeah, let's go there!"

ANGEL; "Yeah!"

GIRLS; "No!!! We wanna go on the carrousel!"

XANDER, SPIKE and ANGEL; "Rollercoaster!"

GIRLS; "Wesley, Giles???" (Smile very cute)

WESLEY; "Leave me out of this"

GILES; "Well, I think the carrousel is a much better start then a rollercoaster"

ANGEL; "They have books at the Superman!"

GILES; "Really?"

GUYS; "Yes"

GILES; "Then what are we waiting for?"

GIRLS; "Well, we're going to the carrousel!"

RILEY; "Me too!"

XANDER; "Where'd you come from?"

RILEY; "Sneaked in"

SPIKE; "So, Captain cardboard too chicken for a rollercoaster?"

RILEY; "No, but they make me sick, and I'm not a chicken, my mom said so"

GUYS; "Loser!"

The guys (all the males except Riley) go to the rollercoaster and the girls go to the carrousel.

We see the guys sitting in the coaster while its shot into the first loop, we see them al scream for fun and the camera zooms into Xanders open mouth and into his throat. The camera zooms out of Buffy's throat and we see the girls laughing having fun on the carrousel, in the background, we see Riley clamping onto the horse he's sitting on, trying hard not to puke.

Fade into first commercial block.

We get time to go to the toilet and get enough snacks to survive the next part of the episode.

Commercial block ends just as we return with a huge bowl of popcorn and other extremely unhealthy but delicious food.

Screen fades in and we see everyone standing in a circle, laughing at something. The camera changes to a higher angle and we see that they're laughing at Riley, who's sick after the carrousel ride and is throwing up.

Riley stops puking and the group continues, cautiously staying on a safe distance from captain barfboy, the new nickname Xander and Spike made up during the commercial block.

ANGEL; "So, who's hungry?"

Captain barfboy starts puking again.

ALL but Capt. barfboy; "Good one!!"

They all laugh until he stops again.

The group moves on through the park.

CAPT. BARFBOY; "There, now that my stomach is empty, I can go on any ride"

CAPT. BARFBOY; "Hey! My name is Riley!"

BUFFY; "Yeah, whatever, hey! Cool! Goliath!!"

ALL except Captai, uh Riley; "Cool!!"

RILEY; "Hip!!"

ALL except Riley; "Hip??"

They go and stand in line, Spike stands next to Riley.

SPIKE; "Hey barfboy! Did you know that the odds of surviving this coaster are 1 to a million?"

RILEY; (scared) "R, Really?"

SPIKE; (very honest face) "Of course, would I lie to you??"

Riley runs away scared.

ALL; "Good job Spike!!"

ANGEL; "Sorry I wanted to leave you behind, you turn out pretty useful"

SPIKE; "Thanks mate!"

They go on the ride and bet on who can make the stupidest face on the on-ride picture, Xander wins 100 bucks.

ALL but Xander and Riley; "D'oh!"

GUNN; "Let's go to the bumper cars!"

ALL; "YAY!!!"

As they walk to the bumper cars, Spike tells Riley that he lied, Riley decides that he's gonna repay the favour at the next coaster. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang decides that they are all gonna thrash Riley with the bumper cars.

Cut to: The bumper cars.

Everyone's sitting in a car, Buffy and Angel together, Tara and Willow too. One car is left, a guy with blond hair, wearing white cargo pants and a dark blue T-shirt joins them.

BLOND GUY; "Hey, is that guy that smells like puke with you guys?"

ALL except Riley; "No"

BLOND GUY; "Good, let's thrash him, okay?"

SPIKE; "I like the guy already"

The cars start moving and everyone totally thrashes Riley's car from all sides and has a great time doing it. At the end of the ride, the blond guy's car has enough speed left after the power was cut to run into Riley, who had already gotten out of his car. Riley goes to first aid.

SPIKE; "Good one!"

XANDER; "Can he be the next member of the scooby gang?"

BUFFY; "What?"

WILLOW; "Pleeeease?"

BUFFY; "Huh?"

XANDER and WILLOW; "Cool!"

Angel walks over to the blond guy.

ANGEL; "Wanna join our gang?"

BLOND GUY; "Sure!"

ANGEL; "I'm Angel, I'm a vampire"

BLOND GUY; "I know"

ANGEL; "What?"

BLOND GUY; "Oh, let me introduce myself to you"

He walks over to the gang.

BLOND GUY; "My name is Crops, I'm the writer of this fic."

WILLOW; "Cool!"

ANYA; "You're the writer? You're annoying"

BUFFY; "I gotta say, you're not doing very bad for a beginner"

CROPS; "Thanks!"

BUFFY; "Wanna come with us on our tour through Europe?"

CROPS; "Nah, I gotta go to school tomorrow"

BUFFY; "Bummer, I liked it when you broke Riley's leg"

CROPS; "Well, I hate him"

XANDER; "Join the club"

ANYA; "Can you make him die again?"

CROPS; "Yeah, but I was planning his death for a little later"

Another new guy walks up next to Crops.

CROPS; "O, almost forgot! This is Nick, Nick, meet the Scooby gang and Angel's gang"

NICK; "Cool! Nice to meet ya!"

CROPS; "He's a B/A shipper"

ALL; "What's that?"

NICK; "I'll explain"

CROPS; "Everyone, I'm gonna go and grab a snack somewhere, anyone who wants to be saved from absolute boredom, this is your last chance to get away"

SPIKE; "I'm in!"

CORDY and GUNN; "Me too!"

The four of them walk away into a restaurant, Nick starts his story. Some time passes, a lot of time passes, even more time passes Crops, Spike, Cordy and Gunn return just as Nick finishes his story, Buffy and Angel are still listening very interested, the rest is sitting on a bench, trying hard not to fall asleep.

XANDER; "Is he done?"

CROPS; "Yeah, I think so"

GILES; "That was boring"

SPIKE; "Look who's talking"

XANDER; "Is he always like this?"

CROPS; "When the subject is your series, yeah, hey, how about this, we say we go and take a piss and ditch this guy, okay?"

CORDY; "Brilliant!"

NICK; "Hey!"

CROPS; "Just kidding"

CORDY; "Damn!"

ANYA; "Is he gonna talk about that chatroom again?"

ANGEL; "Hey! Stop it, he's alright, he wants me and Buffy to be together"

Angel and Buffy smile at each other.

NICK; "Hey, are you gonna smooch or what?"

BUFFY; "Alright"

She and Angel start smooching.

GILES; "Stop it, there are little kids watching"

He points at Crops.

CROPS; "Hey! You shut up, old man!"

GILES; "You've obviously never heard of ripper before"

CROPS; "Gross! I don't wanna know what you do when you're alone and horny"

GILES; "Why you"

GUNN; "Guys, stop it, we've got some more serious issues here, look"

Riley shows up again, looks like he can walk again, he walks towards Crops.

RILEY; "Hey, who do you think you are? Running into me and not apologising?"

CROPS; "The writer"

BUFFY; "Riley, meet Crops"

RILEY; "What kind of name is Crops?"

CROPS; "What kind of name is Riley?"

RILEY; "A pretty name, my mom said so"

ALL; "Loser"

CROPS; "Let's go to that orange coaster over there, it's pretty cool"

WESLEY; "How do you know?"

CROPS; "I'm Dutch, I've been here a lot"

The entire gang walks to the next coaster, Riley plans to scare everyone away. Nick wisely shuts up after he gets an angry look from Anya (really scary you know)

Cut to: The line in front of La via volta (orange coaster)

CROPS; "The cool thing about this coaster is that you go forward first, and the run the same track again, but then backwards"

RILEY (attempting to get everyone scared already); "So if they run with two trains, the things will crash"

At the same time the crew of the coaster is adding another train on the request of one of the guests, they forgot his name, but remember that he was wearing white cargo pants and a dark blue T-shirt.

RILEY (trying to scare everyone away); "Now it's really gonna crash!!!"

Everyone in line except Riley knows that it's gonna crash, so they leave. Riley sits down in one of the trains and laughs.

RILEY; "Fooled 'em all!! Morons"

The trains start moving and crash into each other when the first train goes backwards and the second still forward. Riley flies out of the coaster and flies into a little lake.

GUNN; "Damn! He ain't dead, he's gonna survive!"

GILES; "No he isn't, in that lake lives one of the most scary and creepy demons of all times, the fishdemon"

CROPS; "And Riley can't swim"

Riley gets pulled under by the fishdemon.

TARA; "Shouldn't we help him?"

CORDY; "And get wet?"

ALL; "Hmm"

ALL; "Nah"

The gang walks away.

Cut to: the crazy river (You know, with those stupid tree-shaped boats)

The gang splits up in two groups that squeeze themselves into the boats. They're all bored to death on the ride. On the end of the ride, a big splash wets everyone but Buffy, Willow, Tara, Anya, Xander, Giles, Wesley, Gunn, Cordy, Angel, Crops and Nick, so only Spike gets wet. We hear a little bang and Spike notices that his chip is malfunctioning.

SPIKE; "My chip! It doesn't bloody work anymore! Bwahahahaa!!! Spike the Big Bad is back!"

BUFFY; "So, whaddya gonna do now that you're evil again?"

SPIKE; "I dunno"

WILLOW; "No more I'm gonna kill the Slayer stuff?"

SPIKE; "Nah, that was getting a bit old-fashioned"

XANDER; "Then why is it so great that your chip is malfunctioning?"

SPIKE; "Dunno, but Bwahahahaa!!!"

ANYA; "Your should work on that evil laugh a little, it doesn't really scare me"

SPIKE; "Can you stop bloody nagging!? You're missing the whole picture here, I'm evil again!!!"

BUFFY; "Does that mean I have to stake you?"

NICK; "Oh can I do it? I brought my own stake"

SPIKE; "No, no, I'm on holiday, I'm not evil now"

ANGEL; "Wait a minute, Nick, you're a fan of our series, why do you wanna stake Spike?"

NICK; "I don't like him, just like Riley"

ANGEL; "Oh"

CROPS; "Can you two shut up? I'm trying to follow this whole Spike being evil conversation"

NICK; "You wrote it!"

CROPS; "And I can write you out too"

NICK; "Okay, okay, I'll be good"

SPIKE; "Where were we?"

WILLOW; "I think you were practising your evil laugh"

SPIKE; "Right, Bwahahahaa!!!"

ANYA; "Put a little more shade in the haa part, okay?"

SPIKE; "Like this? Bwahahahaa!!!!!"

WILLOW; "No, no, you're overdoing it, do it with feeling, now put a little more touch in the Bwa"

SPIKE; "Okay, BWAHAHAHAA!!!"

BUFFY; "Very good, you learn fast"

SPIKE; "BWAHAHAHAA!!!"

WILLOW; "You can stop now"

SPIKE; "BWAHAHAHAA!!!"

BUFFY; "What are you gonna do? Laugh us to death?"

SPIKE; "BWA, D'oh! You spoiled it, no fun in doing it now"

GUNN; "Man this fic is stupid!"

CROPS; "Hey!"

The gang decides to go to the Goliath again. What they don't see is that the sky becomes darker and it starts to rain. The camera fades to the lake, where the water starts moving and something crawls out of it, a fishdemon.

FISHDEMON RILEY (that was obvious); "I'll make them pay! Bwahahahaa!"

ANYA; "Man, even weaker then Spike! More feeling in the haa!!!"

Cut to: Second commercial block (sponsors gotta earn some cash too)

Fade in.

Cut to: Six flags Holland exit.

As the gang walks out of the park, they notice something is following them.

BUFFY; "Wait a minute"

CORDY; "Isn't that?"

WILLOW; "Riley?"

Fishdemon Riley shows up behind them, from now on I will call him Fd Riley, okay?

FD RILEY; "Bwahahahaacough, cough"

XANDER; "Now what?"

FD RILEY; "I am here to kill you all!!!"

ANYA; "Then work on your evil laugh, dammit!"

WILLOW; "Yeah, even a little bunny is scarier"

ANYA; "Duh!"

FD RILEY; "Like this? Bwahahaa, haa, atchoo!!!"

CROPS; "You are allowed to kill this guy, only it'll take a little more then just plain beating up"

BUFFY; "How do we kill it?"

GILES; "Direct sunlight"

CROPS; "Exactly"

BUFFY; "But it's raining"

NICK; "Then just go to the train, no fishdemons allowed there"

ANGEL; "How do you know?"

NICK; "It says so on the sign over there"

ANGEL, feeling a bit stupid; "Oh"

The entire gang gets on the train and laughs at the demon while they ride away.

Cut to: The airport.

CROPS; "See ya!"

NICK; "Later!"

GANG; "Bye!"

The gang gets on the plane as Crops and Nick go back home. As the gang is looking for their seats we see the weather changing and a fishdemon Riley-shaped shadow enter the airplane cargo hold. Who could this mysterious shadow be? And where did Xander's peanuts go? Will Gunn finally grow hair? Find out on the next exiting episode of Buffy the vampire slayer.

GILES VOICE; "Hey this is Giles here and you don't wanna miss the next episode of Buffy the vampire slayer, 'cause it's set for action!!! We're gonna see how the trip continues and where Xander's peanuts went, so that's some serious action!!! Do come"

Cut to: Ending credits

We see everyone headbanging some more until the end of the tune, then they team up to slay the mutant enemy zombie.

Okay! So far, so pointless! Feedback is appreciated. sequel coming up someday soon (just like the reliable one).

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