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Riley was tired of hearing Buffy talk about Angel and what a great kisser he was, so he decided to do a little practising and make Buffy forget all about that Angel character. Riley stood in front of a big mirror in his room. He applied some bright red lipstick, Buffy gave him as a gag gift. <*This is sooo my color> Riley thought as he gave himself appreciative winks in the mirror.

"Oh Riley what a hunk you are! How could I even think of Angel when I'm with a sexy bitch like you." Riley said in his best girly voice.

Meanwhile Buffy and Xander are listening on the other side of the door..."Xander shhh, I can't hear and you really need to cut down on the hairgel it's dripping on my shoulder." Buffy whispered as she pushed Xander over.

"I knew you'd come to your senses Buffy, I'm a bad ass commando, who wouldn't love me." Riley said in his best Superman voice.

"Oh Riley, kiss me, kiss me like you've never kissed me before." Riley said in his girly voice again.

Riley bends over to kiss the mirror and starts to make out with it."*kiss* Oh Riley you animal, *kiss*" Riley said in that girly voice.

Suddenly Xander and Buffy come in through the door, Buffy was in hysterics and couldn't even talk she was laughing so hard.

"Man Riley, your such an animal." Xander said between chuckles.

"I can't *giggle* believe *giggle* I actually ever thought of going out with you!" Buffy said as she fell to the ground in laughter.

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"And that was pretty much it." Buffy said as she wiped a tear from her eye from laughing so hard.

"I should have never left you. How could you handle him, he sounds really annoying." Angel said as he finished laughing.

"Oh he was it just took me a while to figure it out. And by the way I might add your looking pretty damn sexy in your leather pants." Buffy said as she eyed him appreciatively.

"Well when you insisted I couldn't resist." Angel said with a sexy smirk.

"Come here you." Buffy said as she pulled him close and kissed him.Angel happily obliged and they stayed that way for quite some time.<*now he is a good kisser> Buffy thought.

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