Accidental Death

by Isa

SUMMARY: Buffy commits murder. Accidentally, of course.
SPOILER: The Freshman
DISTRIBUTION: My site, of course, Crystal and Butterfly if they want it - Anyone else, sure, just email me & lmk where it's going - I like seeing my name in print =)
FEEDBACK: Please, I'd hate to have to Slay for it. =P
RATING: TV-14
DISCLAIMER: Xander is mine and everyone else belongs to Joss. Okay, Joss may've given our dear Xand life, but he lives at my house and is my love slave. He eats when I tell him to eat, sleeps when I tell him to sleep, and he even kissed my toes the other day. It's great having him around
AUTHOR'S NOTES: If you've seen The Freshman, which was our sucky excuse for a season opener this year, you'll remember how Buffy dropped the book on Riley's head. What you don't know is that it didn't really end up the way they showed us. It was filed away forever due to the censors but I've got the true story right here. =)


"Oh, there they are," Willow said as we headed to the psychology section. "I don't see the right book though."

"Oh, there it is," I pointed to the top shelf. "I'll reach it." And just as I reached up to get the books, I could sense it.

Evil.

Demon.

Close.

I glanced downwards as I stood on my tiptoes and sure enough, there he was. A corn demon.

Sure, he was disguised as a human, but he was one of the most deadly demons ever.

Taking a deep breath, I pushed my hand into the books and knocked all four of them on the head of the corn demon.

"Buffy!" Willow said.

"Oh no!" I knelt at his side immediately. Of course, he had no pulse. "Are you okay?" I asked him.

Willow knelt beside me and gently touched his arm. Blood began gushing from his head and he wasn't moving. The blood seemed sort of glittery to me, a trademark of the corn demons, but I said nothing. Willow wasn't educated in them, and she wouldn't understand.

"Buffy," Willow looked at me glumly. "He's dead."

"What?" I pretended to be upset. "No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

*****

Naturally, Riley's death was an *accident* so I wasn't charged with anything, though all the shelves in the bookstore are now no taller than four feet.

Life went on for us. Now that we were without our phantom corn demon, Professor Walsh seemed to have disappeared and our psych class was canceled. I never said a word, but I knew the truth.

Riley *was* Professor Walsh. Corn demons are shape shifters, and it easily could become whatever it wanted to be.

Ugh. I shiver just thinking about it. Thank *GOD* I realized that my dreams were prophetic and that Riley was after me. Ugh. And ugh. And ugh.

I think I'll drop out of school and go visit Angel in LA. I hear there's a policewoman there who needs a nice kick in the head. Or a bullet through the heart.

The End

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