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AN: This will make no sense unless you have seen the show
Buffy: You think you know, but you have NO idea. This is the Diary of Buffy Summers (Sub text says The Blissfully Aware One)
06.15.05
Buffy: Date June 15th, 2005- 7:00 AM
Buffy is shown in her pajamas inviting the camera into the Hyperion and looking amazingly good for being in the morning.
My family and friends are everything to me, without them I don't know where I'd be.
She leads the camera to her bedroom where Angel is making the bed.
Buffy: Angel makes the bed in the morning, and then we usually head to the office. Say Hi to MTV honey.
(Sub- Text says Husband Vampire with a soul)
Angel: Hi MTV, honey (he kisses Buffy on the mouth) She's taken- hey MTV.
In the background you can hear Dawn squealing 'Why didn't you tell me we were going to be on MTV Diaries? Some step-relative you are!'
'Dawn I didn't know it was that important' Connor argued
'It's MTV! Of course it's important!'
Buffy: Ah, Dawn- what would do without my quirky little sister? Probably have more parties (laughs) Dawn's cool in her own ways when she's not shop lifting- losing Mom was hard on both of us you know? Then my dying must not have helped either, but hey- I've died twice right?
Buffy: Location- Downstairs from our very nice room. It's weird living in a hotel- it's really easy getting to the office in the morning. Very little traffic, anyways.
Buffy walks down the stairs with Angel and grabs a cup of coffee, while Spike approaches the camera and pulls it aside.
(Sub-text says Spike: Vampire with a soul) Spike: Now MTV, why would you want to know about the Slayer? She Slays Vampires, big whoop-de-do for her. She Shags Angel, Slays- repetitive pattern. Nothing interesting ever happens to her- just to the chit's friends.
Buffy: Spike is someone I could live without. He's a good friend, but he wants to be my husband. He has a soul and everything now. We even had that fling a few years ago while he was still evil- Angel won't let me live that down. People ask me all the time if living with vampires is weird, but it's not. Okay they don't try to kill me, so don't go moving in with Vampires.
Buffy: back there is Wes' office- he technically owns Angel Investigations, and look! He's actually working! (Motions for camera to follow her. At bottom of screen in sub-text it says Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Watcher/ Owner of A.I.)
Wesley: Buffy I need to talk to Angel alone, I doubt MTV wants to know about the Dag'lhil Prophecies
Buffy: Wes is all work most of the time.
Buffy walks out of the office and sees Fred and Gunn cuddling and talking quietly (Sub-text: Fred and Charles Gunn: Business Partners/Friends)
Buffy: These are some of my other friends- Fred and Gunn- they got married a few years ago. Gunn's the other muscle of Angel Investigations- he can hold his own with the vamps. Fred's… really smart- she smarter than Wes in some ways. She was abducted into demon dimension- he was a street-kid, star-crossed? I think so.
Buffy: I owe a lot to Cordy, Wes, Fred and Gunn. When Angel and I weren't together they kept him from going too crazy. They were the first real friends he'd ever had, and they've all had their trouble at one time, (on the screen: but friendship that what's important) besides all that 17th century stuff they talk about? Wes is a good fiend for Angel
The camera focuses on Fred and Gunn. Gunn's wearing a yellow shirt, and baggy jeans- Fred's wearing a red dress and sandals.
Gunn: Hey what's up MTV? I'm Gunn, and this is my lovely wife Fred. Valuable advice that I'd have to give you is no macking on the job- seriously we lost like five clients that way….
Fred: Charles!
Gunn (smiling): It's the truth, Fred.
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Commercial Break
Buffy: You think you know but you have no idea (Sub text says The Blissfully Aware One)
* 06.16.05
Buffy: Date June 16th, 2005. Sunnydale is a big part of my life- my mother and I died here, and I was finally living the first time with real friends and Angel. I found out about Dawn here. (On the bottom of the screen: Going Home is Really Important to me)
The screen shows Angel's Convertible's interior with Angel driving, An Buffy sitting next to him- Dawn and Connor in the back. Sub text at bottom of the screen says (Dawn Summers-Sister and Connor O'Connor- Step Son)
Dawn: Notice how neither Connor nor I are driving. MTV if you had his car wouldn't you share the wealth? I'm still treated like a kid.
The camera shows the 'Welcome to Sunnydale Sign' and Angel's careful driving to the Magic Box.
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Commercial Break
Buffy: You think you know but you have no idea (Sub text says The Blissfully Aware One)
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Buffy: Location- Magic Box
Buffy: The Magic Box is my surrogate father's shop, which he shares with a vengeance demon named Anyanka. It's a nice place great little training room, the works.
Shows them walking in the Magic Box and Buffy and Dawn hug Giles. (Sub-text says Rupert Giles- Father figure)
My father wasn't the best, so I'm glad I had Giles. He was my watcher until he got himself fired, but he was still my watcher, Wes- my third watcher- I wasn't kind to him then, and I regret that- a lot
Buffy: MTV this is My Dad.
Giles is busy putting herbs and book in their proper pace.
Dawn: You can take the Watcher out of the Council, bit the Watcher is still in the man.
Angel looks annoyed when he sees that Spike followed him, and goes to the training room. Buffy follows him taking of her button down shirt and skirt revealing a tank top and shorts, as he strips to his wife beater and jeans. They start sparring.
Buffy: Being with Angel is amazingly right. He's my other half, and it's easy to be around him, we don't even need words sometimes. (Words sat bottom of screen: Angel's the Perfect Guy) he watches Hockey, and is extremely romantic.
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Commercial Break
Buffy: You think you know, but you have no idea (Sub text says The Blissfully Aware One)
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06.17.05
Buffy: This is our amazing patrol, and like Gunn said macking is very bad on the job.
Shows Angel and Buffy making out
Buffy: (covering her face): We make out a lot. When you're in the middle of a cemetery and nothing's coming to kill you making out is nice. Very nice, in fact. (Motions for camera to come closer) If you hadn't noticed- my husband is HOT
Shows Willow and Xander coming (Sub-text: Willow Rosenberg and Xander Harris: Best Friends)
Buffy: This is Will and Xander- they're my best friends.
Willow and Xander smile at the camera and start talking to Angel.
Buffy: Xander and Willow are the siblings I never had. They're the rest of my family- without them I'd be dead literally speaking. They helped me slay, and I love them. Willow shocked us all when she came out of the closet, but we dealt, we were all sad to see Tara die, but she's good with Oz again. He's in Europe at the moment. Xander- his girl problems are a plenty- he's a demon magnet. I think he's dating Cordy behind our backs, but she's a higher being and isn't around much
Camera shows them being surrounded by at least seven vampires, and Angel vamping out and them going into the fray. Buffy slays two blondes at the same time, and Willow dusts one floating a branch at its heart. Angel kicks one down, and Xander stakes it.
Buffy: My life is hectic, and I wouldn't want it another way. There's pain, heartache and an incredibly hot husband, but it all comes together at the end. I have an extended family, and a real family- I feel the love. I'm blissfully aware of it everyday. Peace. Out.
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