Hey guys, I just wrote a little parody of Judy Garland's DEAR MR. GABLE, YOU MADE ME LOVE YOU. :-) For all those who feel frustrated, I hope you enjoy it.
Rating- All Ages... Anyone who is frustrated with the tone of the shows really,
Background- Since this isn't really a fic, not too much- just the events general events of all of the Angel and Buffy series.
Feedback- If not for me, then for all the other hardworking fanfic writers out there. We write for your pleasure. Honk if you love fanfic! :-)

Dear Mr. Whedon,
I am writing this to you
and I hope that you will read it so you'll know
You broke my heart with a hammer
and I think there's no more glamour
every time I see your tv shows.
I guess I'm just another disenchanted fan of yours
and I thought I'd write and tell you so.

You made me hate you
I didn't wanna do it, and Spuffy should never do it.
You made me hate you
I can't believe you blew it, I hoped you'd never loose it,
You made Angel crappy, sometimes you made me gag.
But back in Smashed, sir, you made me feel Buffy's a hag.
You made me cry 'cause
The fans kept on trying to tell you, and screaming loudly- FRELL YOU!
I think you're sad, that's true
Yes I do, the loony bin for you, just as much as Dru.
What the heck is Buffy feeling?
The plots are all the same
Except for Willow on the ceiling.
You know you made me hate you!

Aw, gee, Mr. Whedon, I want to strangle you! Guess you got a lotta girls that tell you the same thing. And if you don't wanna read this, well, guess what? You have to! But I just had to tell you about the time I saw you in "Through the Looking Glass". That was the first time I ever saw you, and I knew right then you were the Numfar-est of fellas on tv! I guess it was 'cause you acted so, well so goofy like - not like a real actor at all, but just like any fella off the street. Then one time I saw you in an interview with Marti Noxon, and I had to cry a little 'cause you supported her so much and we couldn't yell at her - not 'till the end of the interview, anyway. And then one time I saw you in person. You were making a personal appearance at the convention, and I was standing there when you got out of your car, and you ran and knocked me down! Oh - but you said it all my was fault! That, I was in the way. But I looked at you, and then I growled. Yeah! You wrote out your end of the season list at me as if you meant it, and I cried all the way home just 'cause you screamed at me for being in your way! Aw, I'll never forget it, Mr. Whedon. Honest Native American! You're my favorite soon-to-be- unemployed-anywhere writer!

Though I care what happens, just please make Marti stop!
As far as Dawn's concerned, put her in a sweatshop,
'cause you know you made me hate you.

Signed,
Kendra Washington ;-)

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