Buffy walked outside on Christmas Eve, all alone patrolling. She was a sad little slayer. She missed Angel's kisses, and wondered if he missed, her, she wished that ugly fag Riley would leave her alone, Her heart belonged to Angel! There was No way She would even Contemplate even glancing at that walking mushy faced, wanna- be slayer dude who was in dire need of a HAIRCUT (you listening Joss?) Uh, she pitied anybody who ever had the unfortunate fate of dating that *THING* She hated it when guy's assumed they were every thing any girl could possibly want, as if!

Angel was in L.A. and he was beginning to rethink his, action of leaving Buffy, all alone, In Sunnydale. He often missed looking into Buffy's beautiful eyes. That stupid, bimbo Kate or something was positively *repulsing* him, she was hanging *all* over him, she was like an ex-wife. And he had *no* intention of *ever* dating her.

Who would want to date someone, so whiny, bitchy, moany, and needy. the mere mention made him want to vomit up all of him blood. And he pitied whoever had the unfortunate fate of going out with that *thing*. Not even in a million years! To quote a popular Sunnydale phrase: DUH!

So two miles apart the lovers thought, about each other, and wishing they were together, when something told them both:

Go to the Bronze and so they did.

It took Angel two hours but he arrived at the Bronze in his black convertible, He went inside and saw Buffy sitting on a crimson couch. He walked over and they started to kiss, passionately. Little did they know that Savannah (that's me:) who was a fluffy fairy (a fairy who write fluff about Buffy and Angel) was the one who had brought them here, to have wild monkey sex. She grinned and left them to their business. Kate, who happened to be a whiny bitch whore, suddenly had the urge to drive to Sunnydale and tie herself to a pole at the top of a hill over looking Sunnydale. Riley was having the same urge. Hmmm, interesting...

******WARNING VIOLENCE& GRAPHICS*************

Savannah smiled. Once Kate , and Riley where tied up , Savannah proceeded to zap Riley w/ the same thing he used on Spike ( big dummy) Savannah Thought as she did this. Riley cried out in pain, before dying quickly, like the sissy-wimp he is. Kate's turn! Savannah pulled out Kate's own handgun, who she had threatened Angel with (dumb sod) and shot the officer three times, once in the shoulder, once in the knee cap and lastly in the stomach. Savannah started to walk away leaving her bleeding to death, when she stopped, turn around and spit on the ground. "You'll never mess with them again you pathetic stupid creatures." she said an walked away. And Angel and Buffy had wild monkey sex, forever and ever. While Kate and Riley burned in hell.

You'd better watch out! Better not try, cause if you break them up you're gonna die, Buffy and Angel forever!

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