Think I'd let you off that easy? Nope. Mwahahaha! You all know the '101 Ways To Kill Riley' by Annie? Well, here's twenty ways to kill Kate. Up for grabs if anyone decides to do a list with Kate. Apologies to anyone named 'Kate' out there. I pity you deeply. :-)
1) Give her a mirror
2) Let her tick Buffy, then let Angel kill her
3) Turn her, then give her a ticket to the 'Land of the Midnight Sun'
4) Let Buffy and Angel in bed, then let Angelus kill her. Slowly.
5) One word: Riley
6) Let Spike show her how he got his name
7) Fire her from the show (Angel runs by with a flame-thrower, snickering to himself)
8) Let the undead-Nazis from 'Heroes' get ahold of her
9) Sic my cat, Mousie, on her (She'll think Kate's a rat)
10) Pull the pin on a granade, then tell her to hold it
11) Give her a time machine, then tell her that Herioshima is nice this time of year
12) Have her listen to her own lines over and over, she'll be so annoyed with herself that's she'll commit scuicide
13) Take her swimming... in the amazon
14) Let Angel perfect his tourture techneiqes on her, he has to be ready for Riley, you know
15) Pull her arm off and beat her to death with it (That was my mom, not me)
16) Leave her alone with Dru and Ms. Edith
17) Give her to hyena-Xander and the Pack
18) Angel and a chainsaw
19) Put her inside a really big soda bottle, her head will explode
20) How many times can you throw her off the Space Needle before that hard head of hers starts to crack?
21) Give her a side role in a remake of 'Parrana'
22) "Hey, Kate, you want to come with me to the beach? Oh, it's over there by Camp Peneltan" *Boom!* "Whoops" (If you don't live in California, you probably won't get that)
23) Pop Rocks and soda. Beware flying Kate-guts.
24) Give her holy water to drink, it'll kill any hell-spawn
25) Kate, seeing Angels' vamp-face, quickly faints. The evil vampire jumps out the window and out of danger. Angel walks over and checks Kates' pulse. Hmm, dead. That's odd. Oh well...
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