Okay, This was alicias' idea, not mine. That little brain cell that occupies my head is not THAT mentally ill. (Okay, maybe it is, but it's still not my idea!) Consider this an alternate ending to IWRY, kay?

Buffy's tongue danced with that of her lover's. Angel pushed her against the table, leaving no room between them. It was bliss, there was no pain, no regret. Just pure and utter pleasure. The outside world was quickly forgotten, along with all their worries.

That's when Kate arrived.

"Angel, oh my God!!" The police officer stood with her jaw hanging down, obviously shocked and appalled at what she saw before her.

The two lovers froze, unsure of what to do. Angel swallowed hard, Buffy gave the woman a confused look.

"Uh... Kate, what are you doing here?"

"Don't what are you doing here to me! That's illegal! She's too young! And you! What the Hell possessed you to do such a thing?! I could arrest you, you know!" Kates' face turned an interestingly orangish sort of red.

"Kate, I can explain-"

"Oh, you had better! I thought we had something! I thought we were 'Us'! But you'd prefer that tramp to this!" She motioned to herself. Now she was almost scarlet, her cheeks so red you might mistake her for an apple. Both Buffy and Angel looked on as Kate seemed to get redder and redder until...

*Ba-booom!* She simply exploded, charred bits of Kate-guts went flying about the room.

The former vampire looked puzzled, but only momentarily. Without a second thought, his lips were glued to Buffys'. They fell back on the table, happy and content as if nothing had happened.

************

The Oracles snickered to themselves. That little prick had been a thorn in everyones' side for months, she needed to be taken care of. $The female Oracle then walked over to a floating image of the Initiative Base and starred hard at it. A slight *Booom!* could be heard from somewhere in the compound. The male smiled, then the two went on with their business.

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