Disclaimer: Don't own the characters, don't own the song. I just like to mess with 'em.
Dedication: I would like to thank all the little people I insulted in the making of this song. But not Riley 'cause he deserved it. I'd also like to thank my sis Rose for helping to write this travesty and her Cyber Sis Shannon for writing the stories that encouraged me to try it too.

(in the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" as sung by Willow.)

Riley got run over by a reindeer, sitting out on Buff's lawn, Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as miracles, but as for me and Xander, we believe.

He'd been whining all night long, and he refused our pleas to go,
so Xander, Oz and Buffy, threw Riley out the door into the snow.

Riley got run over by a reindeer, crying out on Buff's lawn, Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as miracles, but as for me and Xander, we believe.

When we found him the next morning, at the scene of the attack,
There were hoof prints on his forehead, and the words B/A Forever on his back.

(Chorus)

Now we're all so proud of Buffy, she's been taking it so well,
See her making out with Angel, (did we mention that Ms. Calender changed the spell?)

(Chorus)

It's just heaven without Riley, we're so glad he's not coming back.
And we all can't help but wonder, what did Buffy ever see in that whiny hack?

(Chorus)

We can thank all the B/Aers, for Riley's grim demise,
And to all acid-tripping madmen, watch it or they'll cut you down to size.

(Big Finish)

Riley got run over by a reindeer, sitting out on Buff's lawn, Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as miracles, but thanks to the B/Aers, we believe.

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